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	<title>Comments on: Cosmo Said It, So It Must Be True!</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45628</link>
		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One look at Helen Gurley Brown should tell you all you need to know about Cosmo. That and the fact that they use the word "fearless" as a descriptor for both John Mayer and Dane Cook. "Fearless" isn't the first word that comes to mind when I see either of them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One look at Helen Gurley Brown should tell you all you need to know about Cosmo. That and the fact that they use the word &#8220;fearless&#8221; as a descriptor for both John Mayer and Dane Cook. &#8220;Fearless&#8221; isn&#8217;t the first word that comes to mind when I see either of them.</p>
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		<title>By: BEHM777</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45619</link>
		<dc:creator>BEHM777</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bravo futuremrs and smurphette for hating that vapid, vacuous and yeasty vagina rag Cosmo. I happen to think any woman that pays any real attention to that pulp should be drawn and quartered.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bravo futuremrs and smurphette for hating that vapid, vacuous and yeasty vagina rag Cosmo. I happen to think any woman that pays any real attention to that pulp should be drawn and quartered.</p>
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		<title>By: The Comish (sic)</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45617</link>
		<dc:creator>The Comish (sic)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shouldn't the spot for Jesus be purple?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shouldn&#8217;t the spot for Jesus be purple?</p>
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		<title>By: smurphette</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45611</link>
		<dc:creator>smurphette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I subscribe to the Dave Chappelle view of Cosmo. There is no way that a woman who writes for that magazine has the inside scoop on how to please a man, and there certainly aren't more than 4 things on that list.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I subscribe to the Dave Chappelle view of Cosmo. There is no way that a woman who writes for that magazine has the inside scoop on how to please a man, and there certainly aren&#8217;t more than 4 things on that list.</p>
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		<title>By: Barney</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45609</link>
		<dc:creator>Barney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marmatard - They often leave out step zero. Which is, "step away from the computer and find a room where there are people who HAVE G-spots."&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Speaking of which...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marmatard - They often leave out step zero. Which is, &#8220;step away from the computer and find a room where there are people who HAVE G-spots.&#8221;</p>
<p> Speaking of which&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rally Monkey Spanker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rally Monkey Spanker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Jessica Simpson's fuckhole is filled with treacherous booby traps"&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Next summer's blockbuster:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Indiana Jones and the Snatch of Doom</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Jessica Simpson&#8217;s fuckhole is filled with treacherous booby traps&#8221;</p>
<p>Next summer&#8217;s blockbuster:</p>
<p>Indiana Jones and the Snatch of Doom</p>
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		<title>By: Burt Destruction</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45591</link>
		<dc:creator>Burt Destruction</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okee dokey Doca Jones, hold on to your potatoes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okee dokey Doca Jones, hold on to your potatoes.</p>
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		<title>By: Lou Pickney</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45590</link>
		<dc:creator>Lou Pickney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And to think, from the title I thought this article dwould be about Cosmo Kramer...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And to think, from the title I thought this article dwould be about Cosmo Kramer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Marmatard</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/cosmo-said-it-so-it-must-be-true.html#comment-45587</link>
		<dc:creator>Marmatard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but i thought cosmo was useful for finding the g-spot</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but i thought cosmo was useful for finding the g-spot</p>
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		<title>By: futuremrsrickankiel</title>
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		<dc:creator>futuremrsrickankiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God I hate Cosmo and all its crap. If I ever devolve into the type of girl that takes that glossy pile of garbage seriously, please take me out back and shoot me.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Phew! That was rant-y!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God I hate Cosmo and all its crap. If I ever devolve into the type of girl that takes that glossy pile of garbage seriously, please take me out back and shoot me.</p>
<p>Phew! That was rant-y!</p>
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