"But first I’d like to butter your muffin."

Weird Science is a comedic gem. This homage, on the other hand, is a little creepy. Am I supposed to believe this is some sort of fantasy? Or perhaps this is the result of a Jerry Jones-funded genetic manipulation experiment conducted in a (failed) attempt to decrease Terrell Owens’ drops.

While I was vaguely aware that there are a plethora of niche erotica out there, I was heretofore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should be” demographic. However, expanding readership means occasionally reaching out to a new audience. Viva la difference!

Possibly NSFW.

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17 Responses to “"But first I’d like to butter your muffin."”

  1. BEHM777 Says:

    Yeah, that was creepy.

  2. Gourmet Spud Says:

    …I was therefore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should-be” demographic.

    It’s the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.

  3. Peter King Crowned My Ass Says:

    She can moisten my needle anyday.

  4. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) Says:

    Be careful, your gonna poke your eye out.

  5. Spatula Says:

    MOM?!!

  6. Pemulis Says:

    I want to punt the shit out of those boobs, if you know what i mean.

  7. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    Is your muffin buttered?

    Would you like us to assign someone to butter it for you?

    A Mean Girls reference on KSK! Never thought I’d have the opportunity to make one.

  8. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Clip directed by Jean-Paul Gaultier

  9. The Farthammer Says:

    How bout a nice, greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray?

    Chet rules.

  10. Slothrop Says:

    every damn night? On the telephone?

  11. the great bambi Says:

    OMG futuremrs!!! that was so fetch!!!

    /shutting up now

  12. Tracer Bullet Says:

    I love football too, but this guy needs better priorities.

    Mom! I’ve NEVER tossed off to ANYTHING!

  13. smurphette Says:

    @futuremrs: Oh my god, KSK? They’re almost too gay to function!

  14. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    The Great Bambi is a grotsky little beeyotch.

  15. the great bambi Says:

    boo you whore!

  16. J Says:

    “i it’s the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.”

    well played good sir, well played

  17. SRV Says:

    She’s into malacas Dino!

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