Weird Science is a comedic gem. This homage, on the other hand, is a little creepy. Am I supposed to believe this is some sort of fantasy? Or perhaps this is the result of a Jerry Jones-funded genetic manipulation experiment conducted in a (failed) attempt to decrease Terrell Owens’ drops.
While I was vaguely aware that there are a plethora of niche erotica out there, I was heretofore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should be” demographic. However, expanding readership means occasionally reaching out to a new audience. Viva la difference!
Possibly NSFW.


She’s into malacas Dino!
“i it’s the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.”
well played good sir, well played
boo you whore!
The Great Bambi is a grotsky little beeyotch.
@futuremrs: Oh my god, KSK? They’re almost too gay to function!
I love football too, but this guy needs better priorities.
Mom! I’ve NEVER tossed off to ANYTHING!
OMG futuremrs!!! that was so fetch!!!
/shutting up now
every damn night? On the telephone?
How bout a nice, greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray?
Chet rules.
Clip directed by Jean-Paul Gaultier
Is your muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter it for you?
A Mean Girls reference on KSK! Never thought I’d have the opportunity to make one.
I want to punt the shit out of those boobs, if you know what i mean.
MOM?!!
Be careful, your gonna poke your eye out.
She can moisten my needle anyday.
…I was therefore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should-be” demographic.
It’s the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.
Yeah, that was creepy.