Weird Science is a comedic gem. This homage, on the other hand, is a little creepy. Am I supposed to believe this is some sort of fantasy? Or perhaps this is the result of a Jerry Jones-funded genetic manipulation experiment conducted in a (failed) attempt to decrease Terrell Owens’ drops.
While I was vaguely aware that there are a plethora of niche erotica out there, I was heretofore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should be” demographic. However, expanding readership means occasionally reaching out to a new audience. Viva la difference!
Possibly NSFW.
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She’s into malacas Dino!
“i it’s the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.”
well played good sir, well played
boo you whore!
The Great Bambi is a grotsky little beeyotch.
@futuremrs: Oh my god, KSK? They’re almost too gay to function!
I love football too, but this guy needs better priorities.
Mom! I’ve NEVER tossed off to ANYTHING!
OMG futuremrs!!! that was so fetch!!!
/shutting up now
every damn night? On the telephone?
How bout a nice, greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray?
Chet rules.
Clip directed by Jean-Paul Gaultier
Is your muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter it for you?
A Mean Girls reference on KSK! Never thought I’d have the opportunity to make one.
I want to punt the shit out of those boobs, if you know what i mean.
MOM?!!
Be careful, your gonna poke your eye out.
She can moisten my needle anyday.
…I was therefore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should-be” demographic.
It’s the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.
Yeah, that was creepy.