O/T: Your Requisite KSK Daytona 500 Update
Yee-Haw! Good golly jee-willickers! Holy Moly! Dad gummit! D’yoo see that, maw! I gots me a new trofee for da shed out back! Man, I was going so gotdang fast, I was hotter than a pidgeon covered in molasses on a Tuesday morning! Whoo-wee!
I gonna git me some money now, buy Jim Bob Junior that second pair of blue jeans he’s always wanted. An’ me and my girl ken finally get hitched. We won’t even be cousins anymore! This is so dang great! I’m the grand champeen of racin’!
What yew say? This only the firrst race o’ the year? Sheeit.
Tags: MMP, we cover all the motorsports with a passion, yeah we had nothing ready this morning, your John Wilkes Booth post is still in the hopper
February 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Hey Ma, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
February 18th, 2008 at 11:35 am
“Jim Bob Junior that second pair of blue jeans he’s always wanted…”
his other pair is cut off too short to wear to weddings.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Some folk’ll never lose a toe, then some again, some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!
February 18th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Because I have to:
Squeal like a pig, boy!
February 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
That’s a flattering pic of Unsilent. Is that his bookreading award?
February 18th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Where are his nipples?
February 18th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“We have a collection of slightly-burnt Sears Action Wear coming in later this afternoon.”
“What time and how burnt?”
February 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
gunner, legbrace, etc.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
clay davis likes nascar? i thought he only read aeschylus…
February 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
An’ me and my girl ken finally get hitched. We won’t even be cousins anymore!
Yes, but they will always be brother and sister.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
From the home of all those Nascar lovin’ hicks, thank-you. I hate that shit.
And put your shirt back on Bambi.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Was this picture taken on the set of “Two Girls, One Cup”?