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	<title>Comments on: Your KSK Pro Bowl Preview&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: SRV</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/your-ksk-pro-bowl-preview.html/comment-page-1#comment-43149</link>
		<dc:creator>SRV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fitzy is the man....just hope that his comments which make sense, sink in to the douchebag Pat&#039;s fans that are sending in the petition to that nazi Goodell&lt;br/&gt;Fitzy you rock and the phrase &quot;ice pick to the dick&quot; is my new favorite phrase!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fitzy is the man&#8230;.just hope that his comments which make sense, sink in to the douchebag Pat&#8217;s fans that are sending in the petition to that nazi Goodell<br />Fitzy you rock and the phrase &#8220;ice pick to the dick&#8221; is my new favorite phrase!!!</p>
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		<title>By: NHZ</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/your-ksk-pro-bowl-preview.html/comment-page-1#comment-43132</link>
		<dc:creator>NHZ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought that was pretty funny, actually. &#039;Course, I am a Patriots fan.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;D&#039;Angelo&#039;s is pretty &quot;fackin&#039;&quot; awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought that was pretty funny, actually. &#8216;Course, I am a Patriots fan.</p>
<p>D&#8217;Angelo&#8217;s is pretty &#8220;fackin&#8217;&#8221; awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: Pale Writer</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/your-ksk-pro-bowl-preview.html/comment-page-1#comment-43131</link>
		<dc:creator>Pale Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like that we all love FutureMrs like she&#039;s our cool sister.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Unfortunately, we love her like our cool sister, and we&#039;re both from Alabama.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Also, this guy is cool.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like that we all love FutureMrs like she&#8217;s our cool sister.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, we love her like our cool sister, and we&#8217;re both from Alabama.</p>
<p>(Also, this guy is cool.)</p>
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		<title>By: John Foley</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Foley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ohhhh I miss D&#039;Angelo&#039;s. Quizno can&#039;t hold D&#039;Angelo&#039;s jock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohhhh I miss D&#8217;Angelo&#8217;s. Quizno can&#8217;t hold D&#8217;Angelo&#8217;s jock.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/your-ksk-pro-bowl-preview.html/comment-page-1#comment-43129</link>
		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fitzy is almost enough to make me rescind my &quot;worst fans of all time&quot; label for the Patriots supporters. This is good shit:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;like a lube-free prostate exam while viewing a Kate Hudson movie&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;didn&#039;t give an oven-baked shit&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;fuck that on a stick with sauce&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;makes me feel like I just got ice-picked in the dick&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I plan to use &quot;don&#039;t give an oven-baked shit&quot; in my daily conversation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fitzy is almost enough to make me rescind my &#8220;worst fans of all time&#8221; label for the Patriots supporters. This is good shit:</p>
<p>&#8220;like a lube-free prostate exam while viewing a Kate Hudson movie&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;didn&#8217;t give an oven-baked shit&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;fuck that on a stick with sauce&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;makes me feel like I just got ice-picked in the dick&#8221;</p>
<p>I plan to use &#8220;don&#8217;t give an oven-baked shit&#8221; in my daily conversation.</p>
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		<title>By: BEHM777</title>
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		<dc:creator>BEHM777</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You should have put some salt on that humble pie Dude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should have put some salt on that humble pie Dude.</p>
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		<title>By: MartinTheMerciless</title>
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		<dc:creator>MartinTheMerciless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That petition is a gift that keeps on giving. A tip of the hat to you too, Fitzy. As a Raider fan, I feel your pain brother. I hope you didn&#039;t sign the petition. Well I guess it doesn&#039;t matter, someone from KSK will sign it for you. I would like to reassure you that the pain..............the pain.........the pain......... the pain, it never goes away. It will fester in you soul. It will lead to alcoholism, drug addiction and Fitz (ahem) of depression. What&#039;s this you say? You wanted to shut the 72 Dolphins up. Good point. Rest assured, they are old. They will die soon. I can hear their livers weeping from here. They&#039;ve been drunk on champaign all week. Shuffling around Miami beach, shit eating grins on their phizzes. Pants down around their ankles from constantly masturbating like the showtime monkeys they are.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fitzy, keep a stiff upper lip. We like constant pressure on our cocks. Fawk you too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That petition is a gift that keeps on giving. A tip of the hat to you too, Fitzy. As a Raider fan, I feel your pain brother. I hope you didn&#8217;t sign the petition. Well I guess it doesn&#8217;t matter, someone from KSK will sign it for you. I would like to reassure you that the pain&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..the pain&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;the pain&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; the pain, it never goes away. It will fester in you soul. It will lead to alcoholism, drug addiction and Fitz (ahem) of depression. What&#8217;s this you say? You wanted to shut the 72 Dolphins up. Good point. Rest assured, they are old. They will die soon. I can hear their livers weeping from here. They&#8217;ve been drunk on champaign all week. Shuffling around Miami beach, shit eating grins on their phizzes. Pants down around their ankles from constantly masturbating like the showtime monkeys they are.</p>
<p>Fitzy, keep a stiff upper lip. We like constant pressure on our cocks. Fawk you too.</p>
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		<title>By: SlideShow Bob</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/your-ksk-pro-bowl-preview.html/comment-page-1#comment-43111</link>
		<dc:creator>SlideShow Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats Nick Stevens, yah he was on the first season of dream jobs and also was ona  radio show i used to like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats Nick Stevens, yah he was on the first season of dream jobs and also was ona  radio show i used to like.</p>
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		<title>By: miamidiesel</title>
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		<dc:creator>miamidiesel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@j4b: thanks man. If it&#039;s Cowboys and Pats (or whatever teams emerges as being similarly hateable to this year&#039;s Pats) next year, rest assured I&#039;ll be wearing something with the big Texas star on it along with my LT jersey for the Super Bowl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@j4b: thanks man. If it&#8217;s Cowboys and Pats (or whatever teams emerges as being similarly hateable to this year&#8217;s Pats) next year, rest assured I&#8217;ll be wearing something with the big Texas star on it along with my LT jersey for the Super Bowl.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@miamidiesel: congrats on your team winning the Super Bowl. And congrats on stomping a mudhole in Tom Brady&#039;s already loose bowels.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/Cowboys Fan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@miamidiesel: congrats on your team winning the Super Bowl. And congrats on stomping a mudhole in Tom Brady&#8217;s already loose bowels.</p>
<p>/Cowboys Fan</p>
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