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February 9th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Uh oh. Fire up the UM suicide watch…
…wait, make that homicide watch.
February 9th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
The news conference to introduce him is at 3pm tomorrow? Way to disrespect the 4:30pm kickoff of the Pro Bowl and draw attention away from the pre-game activities… oh wait, that’s right, nobody gives a shit about the Pro Bowl.
I look forward to the return of and many uses for the ‘children of the zorn’ tag.
February 9th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
How shitty/happy does Jim Fassel feel right now?
February 9th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I saw this on MSN about 3 minutes ago and I was floored. I admired the pluck he exhibited as the Seahawks QB but what the pluck is he doing as the ‘Skins new head coach? Hopefully he will turn out to be Gibbs-like; time will tell.
February 9th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Crikey! It’s a behm777! Isn’t she a beaut! You rarely see ’skins fans in the wild. Notice the skewed standard of excellence and the completely irrational optimism. Only a half hour metro ride from Ballston can inspire that kind of punnery!
Weeks 1-3: All hail Lord Zorn!
[Loses to Eagles/Dallas]
Week 4: Wannabe Dave Krieg-ass bitch
/hates because I’m empty inside
February 9th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Somebody should tell UM when he sobers up.
Wait, make that if.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Irrational optimism/exuberance is standard issue for ‘Skins fans, especially those of us that wish they would revive the gold knickers. Rooting for the Redskins is kinda like changing your infant son’s diaper: you might get a face full of piss, but you still love the lil’ guy.
/Crikey, indeed.
/Exhumes George Allen
February 9th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
We think this is a great hire! Jim Zorn was clearly the most qualified candidate.
Yours sincerely,
Al Davis & Lane Kiffin
February 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
“Who am I? Why am I here?”
/stockdale
February 9th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Where’d you find the Shane Falco rookie card?
February 9th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
As a Cowboys fan, I’m a little sad … I was looking forward to embarrassing Jim Fassel as he ruins an entirely different team.
I suppose “welcoming” Zorn into the NFL will have to do. (In all seriousness, I’d rather have unknown quality than proven garbage).
… looks like a two-horse race in the NFC East next year. D-A-L-L-A-S!
February 10th, 2008 at 12:24 am
The internet is really really great… for ZORN!
February 10th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Zornography > Fasselatio
/shows self out
February 10th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Zoooorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2008 at 3:42 am
so my friend to called me to ask me about zorn, i said we hired him as OC, 15 min later i realized he was asking about him as head coach, i checked online…i was muy triste
February 10th, 2008 at 8:00 am
¿Quién tiene más torpezas de la carrera, Zorn o Tiki?
February 10th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Best case scenerio: A wild-eyed, Manson-like Jim Fassel jumps out of a locker in the bowels of Fedex Stadium and pulls a Jeff Gillooly Kerrigan attack on Jim Zorn while he’s laminating his play sheet. In the ensuing circus-like hoopla, Snyder quietly slaps Zorn’s headset on John Riggins and gives him Gibb’s old play sheets from the 80’s. Zorn is reduced again to Offensive Coordinator but as an added bonus gets to use the handicap parking spot.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:12 am
can’t wait to hear about planet uni-zorn
/taking too much cold medicine
February 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
The last time the Skins hired a no-name head coach from the west, it turned out pretty well, right?
Man, I’m going crazy. I’m nostalgic about a period in time I can barely remember.
February 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Wow! Yet another head coach produced from the Dennis Erickson coaching tree. Watch out Bill Walsh!
February 10th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
man bear pig: Fassel’s career record against the Cowboys is 8-6. You don’t live in Shelbyville, do you?
February 10th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
No, I just have a selective memory.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I liked Zorn when he had the West Coast Version of the Masada Ensemble.