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	<title>Comments on: You Know Those Guitars That Are Like, Double Guitars, You Know?</title>
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		<title>By: Drave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was important to pull out the ol&#039; doubleneck, cause he played that top neck a lot.&lt;br/&gt;Petty looked like the fackin&#039; &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/timespacetoys_1988_45796745&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Winter Warlock&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;He shoulda played &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugc65WMV7Z0&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;One Foot in Front of the Other&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was important to pull out the ol&#8217; doubleneck, cause he played that top neck a lot.<br />Petty looked like the fackin&#8217; <a HREF="http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/timespacetoys_1988_45796745" REL="nofollow">Winter Warlock</a>.<br />He shoulda played <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugc65WMV7Z0" REL="nofollow">One Foot in Front of the Other</a></p>
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		<title>By: Ricardo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ricardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amazing Simpsons reference and I am satisfied.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing Simpsons reference and I am satisfied.</p>
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		<title>By: Lyman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lyman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The halftime show was pretty boring.  Whoever produced that shit has to know: you hire Tom Petty you&#039;re going to get an old guy and his band standing there playing his classic shit. You gotta have fireworks and pyrotechnics and dancing girls in bikinis because you know that old bag isn&#039;t going to dance around pretending his guitar is his dick like Prince did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The halftime show was pretty boring.  Whoever produced that shit has to know: you hire Tom Petty you&#8217;re going to get an old guy and his band standing there playing his classic shit. You gotta have fireworks and pyrotechnics and dancing girls in bikinis because you know that old bag isn&#8217;t going to dance around pretending his guitar is his dick like Prince did.</p>
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		<title>By: Permanent4</title>
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		<dc:creator>Permanent4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe I&#039;m just not enough of a Tom Petty fan, but that halftime show was boring after last year&#039;s.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And there was about a 0% that he was going to play Last Dance with Mary Jane -- just like there was a 100% chance Lenny Kravitz was going to play &quot;American Woman&quot; at the Grey Cup final. (And the Bills are playing in Toronto, anyway. Suck it, CFL!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just not enough of a Tom Petty fan, but that halftime show was boring after last year&#8217;s.</p>
<p>And there was about a 0% that he was going to play Last Dance with Mary Jane &#8212; just like there was a 100% chance Lenny Kravitz was going to play &#8220;American Woman&#8221; at the Grey Cup final. (And the Bills are playing in Toronto, anyway. Suck it, CFL!)</p>
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		<title>By: Man Bear Pig</title>
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		<dc:creator>Man Bear Pig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome post title.&lt;br/&gt;I also enjoy chocolate microscopes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I was waiting for &quot;Mary Jane&#039;s Last Dance.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome post title.<br />I also enjoy chocolate microscopes.</p>
<p>I was waiting for &#8220;Mary Jane&#8217;s Last Dance.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Spatula</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spatula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My favorite part of the half-time show was the beginning when the phalic guitar screwed the heart.  Excellent.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite part of the half-time show was the beginning when the phalic guitar screwed the heart.  Excellent.</p>
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		<title>By: BeckEye</title>
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		<dc:creator>BeckEye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I never realized that Tom Petty is made entirely of wax.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never realized that Tom Petty is made entirely of wax.</p>
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		<title>By: Brave Sir Robin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brave Sir Robin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys should see what the commentators are doing to MJD over at Yahoo.  Oh my GOD!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys should see what the commentators are doing to MJD over at Yahoo.  Oh my GOD!</p>
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		<title>By: Charbel J</title>
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		<dc:creator>Charbel J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BS is hanging himself with his Welker jersey right now. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If ya didn&#039;t know it already, Belichick has got no class. He got exactly what he deserved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BS is hanging himself with his Welker jersey right now. </p>
<p>If ya didn&#8217;t know it already, Belichick has got no class. He got exactly what he deserved.</p>
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		<title>By: Moof!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moof!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now I thought I might be sad to see my favorite NFL player ever not win the championship, but whatever. &lt;br/&gt;Fuck you New England</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I thought I might be sad to see my favorite NFL player ever not win the championship, but whatever. <br />Fuck you New England</p>
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