You Know Those Guitars That Are Like, Double Guitars, You Know?

Eh, at least it was better than the first half. Or the third quarter.

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13 Responses to “You Know Those Guitars That Are Like, Double Guitars, You Know?”

  1. Sooze Says:

    I was totally hoping for Breakdown, but yeah, it beat the first half.

  2. BEHM777 Says:

    4 & 20, 0:10 left!

  3. H Cuz Says:

    So, bets on Simmons suicide method?

  4. Moof! Says:

    Now I thought I might be sad to see my favorite NFL player ever not win the championship, but whatever.
    Fuck you New England

  5. Charbel J Says:

    BS is hanging himself with his Welker jersey right now.

    If ya didn’t know it already, Belichick has got no class. He got exactly what he deserved.

  6. Brave Sir Robin Says:

    You guys should see what the commentators are doing to MJD over at Yahoo. Oh my GOD!

  7. BeckEye Says:

    I never realized that Tom Petty is made entirely of wax.

  8. Spatula Says:

    My favorite part of the half-time show was the beginning when the phalic guitar screwed the heart. Excellent.

  9. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Awesome post title.
    I also enjoy chocolate microscopes.

    I was waiting for “Mary Jane’s Last Dance.”

  10. Permanent4 Says:

    Maybe I’m just not enough of a Tom Petty fan, but that halftime show was boring after last year’s.

    And there was about a 0% that he was going to play Last Dance with Mary Jane — just like there was a 100% chance Lenny Kravitz was going to play “American Woman” at the Grey Cup final. (And the Bills are playing in Toronto, anyway. Suck it, CFL!)

  11. Lyman Says:

    The halftime show was pretty boring. Whoever produced that shit has to know: you hire Tom Petty you’re going to get an old guy and his band standing there playing his classic shit. You gotta have fireworks and pyrotechnics and dancing girls in bikinis because you know that old bag isn’t going to dance around pretending his guitar is his dick like Prince did.

  12. Ricardo Says:

    Amazing Simpsons reference and I am satisfied.

  13. Drave Says:

    It was important to pull out the ol’ doubleneck, cause he played that top neck a lot.
    Petty looked like the fackin’ Winter Warlock.
    He shoulda played One Foot in Front of the Other

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