Comments on: Welcome To Perfectville. Population: Jackass

By: BaCsonkaDonk

BaCsonkaDonk — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:54:00 +0000

See, this is why no other team can go undefeated. Their players will be a million times worse. And they’ll be with us a lot longer.

By: dusty

dusty — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:22:00 +0000

Nice to hear that Mercury Morris thinks rap peaked with Curtis Blow. Huh-ha-ha-ha!

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:05:00 +0000

Here's a fancy little tidbit from Murkel's great '72 season.

"Morris was first thought to have finished with 991 yards, but the Dolphins asked the league to examine a play in which Morris fumbled a lateral. Morris was awarded the nine yards previously scored as lost on the play, giving him 1,000 yards for the season."

So, Murkel got his 1000 yards on a goddamn technicality. He also got a plea bargain in his coke trial on a technicality. Maybe he'll find a way to stop being a fucking douchnozzle on a technicality too. Although at this point, he'd have to pull me out of a burning car or something.

By: flyoverguy

flyoverguy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:02:00 +0000

I can’t wait until Merc dies.

By: futuremr.futuremrsankiel

futuremr.futuremrsankiel — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:35:00 +0000

If by “Rick” you mean Bob, then hey honey how’s it going.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:28:00 +0000

I’ll always remember her last words, Agent Robertson. “Oh no! It was a joke!”

Oh no, indeed. At least we’ll always have Futuremrsrickankiel’s Law to protect other women from the dangers of cyberstalking.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:24:00 +0000

Oh no! It was a joke!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:20:00 +0000

@future: Rick, sweetie, is that you?

I have a sinking feeling that I'll be describing this meeting to an FBI investigator in the near future.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:04:00 +0000

@future: Rick, sweetie, is that you?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:53:00 +0000

If I hadn’t landed on Murkel — or I guess I should’ve said Murkelry? — I would’ve said he looks a lot like Eddie Murphy in the SNL sketch where he goes undercover as a white guy.

“Ha ha ha! What a silly Negro!”