I liked how Welkaaah was the only one to show aaahp for the Paytreeuts in this game. Nah surprise that the daaawkie Moss let us down when it counts. Can we trade him for Papelbon in the aafseason? Fack, I hate football.
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Future MRS – I still love you and hope that you aren’t on a ledge somewhere. Oh yeah FUCK THE PATS.
Kyle:
Good point. We were joking about that while watching the game.
I’m surprised Tommy from Quinzee didn’t mention that the Fackin’ Dahkie ref screwed them. I mean why else would they have lost?
@moof:
Leave Mrs alone you shitpile. Yeah, Pats lost, enjoy it, mofo’s
Step off on FutureMrs. She actually has a sense of humor about her Pats fandom. There are any number of other worthy Massholes who (used to) comment here who are worthy of your invective.
@moof: Go get fucked, asshole. I hate the Pats as much as the next person, but futuremrs has always been funny and the exception to the Masshole rule.
@moof:
back off the Mrs., you ignorant fuck.
While it gives me a rash as a Redskins fan to root for the Giants, I am so happy the Patriots lost. I hate them.
I’d rather hear Mercury Morris rap than to have had to deal with those dickbag Massholes reminding me they’re “the greatest fawking team evah!” for the rest of my life.
Rap away, my good man!
@tonzi
that and ’72 Dolphins vs ’07 Patriots debates until the draft. God this time of year sucks.
@Nixon
As a Jets fan…
+1
You realize we’re now going to have to listen to Mercury Morris rapping on ESPN again.
Its pronounced SHA-DIN-FROID-AH!
Ahh, the sweet, sweet sound of Masshole Misery.
Well I hope you guys are happy. Instead of putting up with the 5 Patriots fans in the world, we now have to listen to every dipshit New Yorker from here to the end of time. It won’t matter if they are Jets fans.
Way to go.
Oh man, how did I leave the whole part out:
“I forgot to pack my good-luck Wes Welker jersey and headed to Sunday’s game without any Pats gear. Originally intent on buying a Pats hat at the game, once I caught all the jerseys in the stands and in my section, I made the executive decision to fine myself $85 dollars (the price of a white No. 81 Moss jersey at one of those merchandise booths). You can currently find that jersey sitting at the bottom of the garbage can in my hotel room. I might take it home and burn it. I haven’t decided yet.”
“Fackin’ daaaaaaaaaakie!”
Honestly, I couldn’t wait to see what Bill Simmons had to say about this game and how he’d spin it. Behold:
“Somehow, I forgot to pack my good-luck Wes Welker jersey…”
Sums it up perfectly.
GO JETS!
“The Patriots SUCK!!!”—Crispus Attucks
@ john
Schadenfreude is EVIL. (That just means we will both have to repent!)
are we allowed to ban fuckin’ DAAAAKIE hatin’ fucks like supermike from postin’ on here forever now?
God, do I love football.
Watch out when Tom Coughlin has two weeks to prepare for an opponent…
AHAHAHAHAHA
@moof
Don’t be rude. She’s funny and comparatively humble. Hate the team, and hate the fans that are obnoxious. But not all of their fans suck. Some of my best friends are Pats fans.
Okay the only way this could get better is if we banned that fat ugly bitch futuremrsrickankiel. there i said it. fuck you, you are ugly fat and i hate your stupid fucking team. fuck the pats, celtics, sawx and whoever else. you people suck.
Makins and Light got pretty much buttfucked all game long. Those damn dahkies on the Giants D-line are a bunch of cheatin’ bonah holstahs.
Fucking Welkaaaaaaaaaah! At least the MVP awahd didn’t go to a dahkie like Paxco Bures. Let’s go SAWXXXX.
Geez, I hope these idiots shut up now. Seriously, biggest chokers in the history of professional sports.
I, on behalf of the entire KSK community, would like to thank Xmas Ape for perfectly summing up what was the inevitable conclusion of the “dipshit ‘Patriots’ fan.”
By which I mean, of course, them jumping right off the bandwagon and back on the BoSox bandwagon.
Man, I hate Boston.
Honestly you guys, being a big fan of “The Office” that I am, it broke my heart to find out during the pregame show that John Krasinski is a) from Boston and b) is a Pats fan.
Please, oh please, make an 18-1 shirt or some variation.
In a related note, shouldn’t that tag be added to this post?
I fricking LOVE the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.
I wonder what the Boston fans think of those daaawkies on the Giants d-line blowing up their beloved Tommy-boy today.
Really?
Really? The Giants?
So I guess the next question is:
Does Randy Moss stay a Patriot, or go down in history as the best receiver to never win a Super Bowl?
I vote for the former.
Ape:
As a Jets fan, I followed every one of these posts with great interest: “the best team of all time almost lost to the Eagles,” “the best team of all time almost lost to the Ravens,” etc. In fact, after tonight’s game, I looked at my girlfriend and said “after I down 4 more beers and we get a friend to drive us home, the first website we’re visiting is KSK…Christmas Ape has finally been vindicated.”
And now here you are. And all I can say is: keep it coming. No amount of abuse or vitriol is too good for Patriots fans. Their pain is my pleasure. My vindictive, unhealthy, sexual pleasure.
Now all we have to do is make sure the Celtics shit out in the playoffs.
Go Nuggets!
What about the Celts, too many Daaakies? maybe if they played Brian Scalabrini more.
Muahhhhha haa hahhhhaa haaa haaa!
Sincerely,
Oakland Raiders fans
Today I was the first time I ever prayed to Jesus, and he delivered. Next weekend I’m going to church.
FUCK THE PATS FUCK THE SAWX FUCK THE BRUINS FUCK THE CELTICS FUCK JON FUCKING LESTER AND JACOBY FUCKING ELSBURY! YOUR TRADE PACKAGE WASNT WORTH SHIT, AND NEITHER WAS YOUR FUCKING “HOF QB” TAWM BRADDY. You just got beat by mouth breather! Let that sink in. Sorry, I’m a homer, but fuck it I’m goin’ deep!