Comments on: "Turn the machines back on! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:00 +0000

Perfect title.

I heard he videotaped the Jets on a one-dollar bet.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:32:00 +0000

@flub: If by “bad MS paint” you mean “fucking sweet MS paint,” then yes.

By: RadioSilence

RadioSilence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:32:00 +0000

Somewhere Mercury Morris is masturbating furiously

By: Narts

Narts — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:15:00 +0000

The title of this post is exactly what my brother texted me at the end of the game. Beautiful!

By: SenorMoMo

SenorMoMo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:04:00 +0000

So would it be wrong to rub this in the face of ALL the Patriots fans I’m friends with when I hate that Pats fans like to brag about having been undefeated?

Eh, on second thought. I don’t care. I’m gonna do it anyways.

By: the great bambi

the great bambi — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:57:00 +0000

just think, in a week or two, starving dahhhhhkies in africa will be wearing patriot world champion and 19-0 sportswear

By: larry b

larry b — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:54:00 +0000

Belichick is going to have to mumble and grumble his way into at least four or five happy marriages to get over this.

By: Dickens Cider

Dickens Cider — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:44:00 +0000

So wait, are the Pats still the greatest team ever??????? HAHA

By: BeckEye

BeckEye — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:39:00 +0000

What italfreak said. Heh.

By: FearTheHobbits

FearTheHobbits — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:35:00 +0000

And with that win, Eli has assured the loss of his virginity tonight.