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"Turn the machines back on! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"

BWWWWHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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30 Responses to “"Turn the machines back on! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"”

  1. John R Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    …And Bill Simmons was never heard from again.

  2. Sarah Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    My life is complete. I can now die. Fuck and YES.

  3. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    While My Cut-Off Hoodie Gently Weeps

  4. BEHM777 Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Life is beautiful again.

  5. italfreak32 Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    plaxico’s ability to actually CATCH a fade pass in the left corner of the endzone versus the pats in the playoffs comes about 4 years late for steeler fans…but FUCK YES!

    and on behalf of steeler nation everywhere…

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  6. Eddiebear Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Pats’ fans tears taste like candy.
    Fuck Jimmy From Qwin-zee!
    Fuck those Southies who used to clean my office when I worked in Natick!

    I’m just glad to see the refs couldn’t win it for Brady.

  7. 85 Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    YOUR TEARS ARE SO DELICIOUS!

  8. sunglasses in the dark Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Can I still buy my $5,000 dollar New England Gay-triots shirt? I think it would go really nice with the 19-0 book.

  9. FearTheHobbits Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    NO! NO! IT AIN’T FAIH! ‘DEY CAN’T BEAT THE POWAH OF WELKAH AND BRADY! NOOOOOOOOOO!

  10. Sarah Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    Eli is MVP? I believe we’ve truly entered an alternate universe, and ain’t it grand.

  11. Yah_Eli Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    He did it, Good for him.

    [IMG]http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd282/mAtRiX4114/ManningRetard.jpg[/IMG]

  12. the great bambi Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    at least belichick listened to the ref and went back to his sideline for the kneel down….oh wait…

    but brady was right, plaxico screwed up saying the patriots would score 17

  13. Yah_Eli Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd282/mAtRiX4114/ManningRetard.jpg

  14. Chamomiles Davis Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Golden Tees are being tipped and set on fire up and down along the Charles River as we speak.

  15. J Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    That Mr. Belichick, he is alllll class.

  16. Stephen Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    ALL YOU FUCKING MASSHOLES WHO POST HERE: SUCK ELI’S DICK. GO CRY TONIGHT, BITCHES. THEN SUCK MERCURY MORRIS’ FLACID, SMEGMA-COVERED DICK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK YOU! CHAMPIONS!

  17. Porky1 Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    Uhhhh! UHHHH! NA NA NANA! NA NA NANA!!!

    I’m buying an Eli shirt, this clinches it.

  18. Stephen Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Humble pie. They ate it. The Giants served it. Now Bill Simmons can put full energy into sucking off Paul Pierce and KG. And Bob Ryan can… fuck it, too soon.

  19. lanceoceanside Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    HUMBLE PIE……eat it bitches. 18-1. only time until Moss turns into a bitch again. Once every Blue Moon…..and the Moon is Blue tonight Randy!!!! Light one up! You deserve it you fucking fuck. I was at the NFC championship game and it hurt (Packer Fan) but thank you Giants! Thank You very much for tonight.

  20. John R Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    18-1. NEVER FORGET.

  21. FearTheHobbits Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    And with that win, Eli has assured the loss of his virginity tonight.

  22. BeckEye Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    What italfreak said. Heh.

  23. Dickens Cider Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    So wait, are the Pats still the greatest team ever??????? HAHA

  24. larry b Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Belichick is going to have to mumble and grumble his way into at least four or five happy marriages to get over this.

  25. the great bambi Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    just think, in a week or two, starving dahhhhhkies in africa will be wearing patriot world champion and 19-0 sportswear

  26. SenorMoMo Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    So would it be wrong to rub this in the face of ALL the Patriots fans I’m friends with when I hate that Pats fans like to brag about having been undefeated?

    Eh, on second thought. I don’t care. I’m gonna do it anyways.

  27. Narts Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 12:15 am

    The title of this post is exactly what my brother texted me at the end of the game. Beautiful!

  28. RadioSilence Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 12:32 am

    Somewhere Mercury Morris is masturbating furiously

  29. smurphette Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 1:32 am

    @flub: If by “bad MS paint” you mean “fucking sweet MS paint,” then yes.

  30. Otto Man Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Perfect title.

    I heard he videotaped the Jets on a one-dollar bet.

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