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""Turn the machines back on! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!!!""
…And Bill Simmons was never heard from again.
My life is complete. I can now die. Fuck and YES.
While My Cut-Off Hoodie Gently Weeps
Life is beautiful again.
plaxico’s ability to actually CATCH a fade pass in the left corner of the endzone versus the pats in the playoffs comes about 4 years late for steeler fans…but FUCK YES!
and on behalf of steeler nation everywhere…
Pats’ fans tears taste like candy.Fuck Jimmy From Qwin-zee!Fuck those Southies who used to clean my office when I worked in Natick!
I’m just glad to see the refs couldn’t win it for Brady.
YOUR TEARS ARE SO DELICIOUS!
Can I still buy my $5,000 dollar New England Gay-triots shirt? I think it would go really nice with the 19-0 book.
NO! NO! IT AIN’T FAIH! ‘DEY CAN’T BEAT THE POWAH OF WELKAH AND BRADY! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Eli is MVP? I believe we’ve truly entered an alternate universe, and ain’t it grand.
He did it, Good for him.
at least belichick listened to the ref and went back to his sideline for the kneel down….oh wait…
but brady was right, plaxico screwed up saying the patriots would score 17
Golden Tees are being tipped and set on fire up and down along the Charles River as we speak.
That Mr. Belichick, he is alllll class.
ALL YOU FUCKING MASSHOLES WHO POST HERE: SUCK ELI’S DICK. GO CRY TONIGHT, BITCHES. THEN SUCK MERCURY MORRIS’ FLACID, SMEGMA-COVERED DICK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK YOU! CHAMPIONS!
Uhhhh! UHHHH! NA NA NANA! NA NA NANA!!!
I’m buying an Eli shirt, this clinches it.
Humble pie. They ate it. The Giants served it. Now Bill Simmons can put full energy into sucking off Paul Pierce and KG. And Bob Ryan can… fuck it, too soon.
HUMBLE PIE……eat it bitches. 18-1. only time until Moss turns into a bitch again. Once every Blue Moon…..and the Moon is Blue tonight Randy!!!! Light one up! You deserve it you fucking fuck. I was at the NFC championship game and it hurt (Packer Fan) but thank you Giants! Thank You very much for tonight.
18-1. NEVER FORGET.
And with that win, Eli has assured the loss of his virginity tonight.
What italfreak said. Heh.
So wait, are the Pats still the greatest team ever??????? HAHA
Belichick is going to have to mumble and grumble his way into at least four or five happy marriages to get over this.
just think, in a week or two, starving dahhhhhkies in africa will be wearing patriot world champion and 19-0 sportswear
So would it be wrong to rub this in the face of ALL the Patriots fans I’m friends with when I hate that Pats fans like to brag about having been undefeated?
Eh, on second thought. I don’t care. I’m gonna do it anyways.
The title of this post is exactly what my brother texted me at the end of the game. Beautiful!
Somewhere Mercury Morris is masturbating furiously
@flub: If by “bad MS paint” you mean “fucking sweet MS paint,” then yes.
I heard he videotaped the Jets on a one-dollar bet.
4 years later it’s STILL glorious.
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