This Guy’s a Chubby Chaser
Okay, we’ve had enough of mourning death for one day. Back to celebrating it with this clip of a tiger trying to bag itself a cow. Stop nipping at its legs, tiger, that’s poor tackling form. If it were a horse, Roy Williams would have some useful advice for you.
Anyway, this must be what trying to rape Raven Simone is like.
Tags: kill kill kill, xmas ape
February 27th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
You’re with me, LeatherDinner.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Nothing better than a good cow killin’ to get me through the week!
/Looking forward to getting to know my draft picks
February 27th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Anyway, this must be what trying to rape Raven Simone is like.
That’s So Ape!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Looked like last call at my old college bar
20+ years ago
/dating self
//time for afternoon nap
February 27th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
That was some fucking weak sauce from the world’s largest cat.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Among a certain circle of my friends, “Chubby Chaser” has an entirely different meaning…
February 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
That’s the most boring tiger attack I’ve ever seen… it must have been directed by Jim Jarmusch
February 27th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
meaning? Do share Mrs.!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Raven Simone wishes she was that thin.
Snyder just made the Tiger a $20 million dollar offer over 3 years. He loves anyone who can kill a Cow, Boy!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
that was so Raven
February 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I haven’t been that thrilled by a wildlife fight since I saw that shark eat a gorilla.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
See, this is why the Westland/Hallmark Meat Company quit using tigers to slaughter their cows. With their new strategy, tiger related injuries are down almost 50%!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
shades of LSU/Ohio State
February 27th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
@the pirate sloth: It’s used to refer to the consumption of an alcoholic beverage either before or after the, er, performance of a particular sexual act upon a male.
This is the same group of friends that decided that the name of a local dentistry chain, “The Gentle Dental,” was a perfect euphemism for the exact same sex act referenced above.
I’m merely a messenger.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
With his lack of tackling ability and killer instinct, it seems this Bengal Tiger may be imitating some of his childhood heroes who currently play in Cincinnati. Of course, Marvin Lewis will take his 134th straight first round defensive back to remedy this problem in the Queen City.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@fmra – your friends’ ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to their newsletter.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
The Gentle Dental is what I am all about.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
@pirate sloth – wait till you get married and have a kid on the way. The gentle dental is only but a a fleeting dream.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
If I can spread the usage of the phrase “Gentle Dental” in our proposed alternate meaning such that it extends beyond the confines of this little New England hamlet, I shall not have lived in vain.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
@ grimey
Thank you for using any opportunity to thrash that hack Jarmusch. But if he made this film, it would go for a minimum of 85 minutes.
Getting back to the tiger. This tiger is clearly a pussy. It takes him way to long to demolish the cow. It would not fare well against faster and/or smarter animals like the wildebeast, water buffalo or gazelle.
The only thing slower, fatter and stupider on planet earth to attack is Tony Siragusa.
/zing!
February 27th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Looks like this guy is goning to need a little of Rodney Harrison’s Special Cocktail to get thru the rest of the season.
Just saying…
February 28th, 2008 at 2:20 am
@underdog
+pts for zach galifianakis reference.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:45 am
“Charlie bit me”
“Ow, Charlie! That really hurts”
Charlie bit me and it’s still hurting”
February 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
how original, a cat that wants a [cheez]burger
February 28th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Man. That music made me crave black tea and spring rolls.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
hey i just wanted to introduce myself :P