Comments on: This Goes Deeper Than We Ever Thought

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:40:00 +0000

Great post…for a round white guy!

I kid because it’s funny.

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:35:00 +0000

Paul Sorvino as Putin, hmmmm, that would be a stretch, but it could work.

By: Dr.VanNostren

Dr.VanNostren — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:53:00 +0000

Bambi – not too soon. all the bandwagon SC fans here in So Cal would disagree.

So when can we send Chevy Chase & Dan Aykroid to (http://imdb.com/title/tt0090056/) Gillette??

By: Ryan L

Ryan L — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:28:00 +0000

"weekend research project" project.

was the project on double secret probation?

p.s. this is the word I have to type down below: "dfqimutu"

By: John John The Bastard

John John The Bastard — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:21:00 +0000

@ Great Bambi: I misread that as Paul Dinello at first and was about to be really upset that someone killed Geoffery Jellineck

By: MC

MC — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:28:00 +0000

OK, any sports post that manages to insert Vlad the Impaler into the post in a meaningful way is fantastic. And I like the undertones that Kraft is using Belichick.

By: Rally Monkey Spanker

Rally Monkey Spanker — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:52:00 +0000

It’s the off season, Billy boy only cares about someones wife and her game plan for his wiener.

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:33:00 +0000

If you dont mind me suggesting, this story could do with a little homage to the wire. Just a suggestion. I mean, I’m sure soemone in/out boston can fill the roll of Omar and Belicheat is definitly the Marlo type.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:12:00 +0000

Excellent work Maj. Just back from Phoenix after watching in person my team stomp out the Pats in the Super Bowl - easily the greatest night of my life.

I actually passed Simmons (who is more pale and douche-like in person than you could ever imagine) on the concourse at the stadium before the game - he was running around with his ESPN credential, presumably to buy the Randy Moss jersey he wrote about. Here's my email to him after the game:

"Hey Bill,

Subconsciously, the Patriots players realized they weren't actually a good enough team to have a perfect season. That's why, rather than carry the mantle of being the NFL's first 19-0 team throughout history, the Patriots ducked the challenge posed by the Giants and folded in the face of pressure. I can't wait to read your column rationalizing the Pats' loss due to factors like the referees and injuries, while altogether ignoring the impact those factors had on the other team.

From 18-0 to 18-1: The greatest choke job in the history of sports. And don't forget the asterisk. Jerk."

Fuck that felt great. The last few days still feel like a dream....

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:08:00 +0000

Google Earth for the win.