Comments on: Super Tuesday: Still Gay

By: ben

ben — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:00:00 +0000

@lieutenant winslow: I laughed. I should have said “really, deliciously cruel” because I still think that Johnny Mac would rip Mitten’s Ken Doll-like arm out of its socket. And I would pay to see that.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:06:00 +0000

That arm-wrestling idea is really cruel...

always fun when the only person who gets your joke is too uptight to see the humor in it.

By: bfreakin3

bfreakin3 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:31:00 +0000

no, it’s others. and that is also the best tag i’ve read in quite a while.

By: klitzman

klitzman — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:19:00 +0000

Isn’t it “abortions for some, miniature American flags for all”?

By: Dr.VanNostren

Dr.VanNostren — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:08:00 +0000

Otto Man is on FIRE!!!!

Oh yeah, dick jokes, Brady Quinn hand party.

Is Mary Carey running???

By: ben

ben — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:03:00 +0000

Heh, smurphette – I was born the same time as you. I just had the pleasure of growing up in communities that most closely resemble a Bible-thumping version of the hippies Cartman wars against in South Park. Think Woodstock but with more praying and Kumbaya-singing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hippie,_Die

I find the Tracy Flick-types less scary, because they’re so predictable, and they’ve been around for hundreds of years. Plus none of them can hold their liquor, so they’re cheap dates.

By: shouldBworkin

shouldBworkin — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:00:00 +0000

@romo
mitt romney is made of plastic and alluminum

That means he’s recyclable. A strong plank in any political platform on Planet Unicorn.

By: SDW

SDW — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:43:00 +0000

Needs more fornicating.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:40:00 +0000

That’s not to say there aren’t plenty of the scary Tracy Flick-types, or mini-Tucker Carlsons running around. I wasn’t born until the end of 1981, so I can’t really share in your hippie-rage. The fornicating part sounds good, though.

By: ben

ben — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:14:00 +0000

Smurphette, as a former Hill rat myself, I can say they really are everywhere. It’s not even like they’re the ambitious, frightening, Tracy Flick-types – they’re those kids who weren’t even worth beating up in Middle School, cause they’d curl up into a fetal position and wail. And now they run the country.

I’ll vote (reluctantly) for McCain this year, mostly because I think it’s about damn time we had a president who was open about the fact that he’s batshit fucking crazy.

That arm-wrestling idea is really cruel, considering McCain can’t raise his arms above his shoulder thanks to the torture those Commies were inflicting on him while all you damn hippies were back home doing acid and fornicating.