Comments on: A Special KSK Valentine Toâ€¦ Patriot Fans

By: DeCAF!

DeCAF! — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:45:00 +0000

Drew,

You delete my comments faster than Simmons won’t allow them.

By: Mongo

Mongo — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:35:00 +0000

As a douchy Red Sox fan, I always thought the "19-18" chants were hi-larious.

"Yankees Suck" is just so much sour grapes and years of bitter defeats.

It's like swearing in the first place. You don't know the right word to use so you just throw in a "fuck" or "shit" (although now it seems to be "gay" or "dick")in and your argument then has power.

Some Boston (and they would have to be the loudest, most whiny contingent to give all of us a bad name) fans seem to think we have the market cornered on misery (or now on winning). It ain't so. Every team has had heartbreak. Every town has had hot streaks.

And when Boston comes down off this high it's going to have the whiny fans hugging their knees and rocking in the corner remembering fondly 1986 and Buckner because that won't seem so bad anymore.

The Patriots got beat by a better team because Bellichicken lost his happy place and his testicles shrank back down to the size of an L-street brownie after his yearly swim in the Hahbah. And now word comes out that he has been cheating the whole time he was here.

I am through defending them because you can't with a straight face.

By: Chip Fu

Chip Fu — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:57:00 +0000

holy fuck you whack faggots. the next comment that contains stats, debating, XMas Ape critiques and no LOL's should get printed out, mashed into a ball and shoved into that poster's starfish.

fucking buzzkill muthafuckers.

btw: kodiak feels so good because it cuts your lip up, letting the nicotine seep in so much faster.

/dips skoal

By: My Insignificant Life

My Insignificant Life — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:27:00 +0000

@ never

yes and he said he hopes to reach NBA levels of fatherhood.

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:46:00 +0000

@ Otto Man

Actually, I find Bill Grigsby to be a compelling Hank Stram, only less drunk. I just find Whitlock’s the Nigerian Nightmare (insert Pat’s joke here) Okaye, less than believable.

By: Ya Boy Blue

Ya Boy Blue — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:10:00 +0000

Affirmed:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Tom_Brady

/Awesomeness

By: Tom Brady's Man Chowder

Tom Brady's Man Chowder — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:57:00 +0000

@ape – you’re 0-1 in not being gay

@otto – don’t try and change the subject

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:43:00 +0000

The argument is about me being bored and combative.

Which is exactly how we wound up in Iraq.

/poflawa 3!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:36:00 +0000

Simmons once had a strong writing voice underscored with fresh material, until he made a name for himself and got paid. He’s popular enough now that he can coast off his past work and favored placement at the Four Letter’s site, only seldomly turning out anything of worth. And he does.

By: Ya Boy Blue

Ya Boy Blue — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:35:00 +0000

I think the most douche-tastic aspect was how massholes could not even fathom the Giants winning that game. Like 19-0 was some sort of birthright. Asshats.

Then they get pwned by Elisha…