Comments on: Some Of The Proposed NFL Rules Changes Not Getting A Lot Of Press http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lyle Isenbarger http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-210611 Lyle Isenbarger Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:24:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-210611 I've had my Chocolate Touch because it came out. I employed to have a Razr. I've been looking around at the filesystem on Bitpim and just started out putting flash wallpapers on it. I've also checked to see how EnV Touch themes look on it. I'd like to commence attempting to make themes and wallpapers in Adobe Flash CS4. But I just started, so it'll likely be awhile before I get anything. Tongue I’ve had my Chocolate Touch because it came out. I employed to have a Razr. I’ve been looking around at the filesystem on Bitpim and just started out putting flash wallpapers on it. I’ve also checked to see how EnV Touch themes look on it. I’d like to commence attempting to make themes and wallpapers in Adobe Flash CS4. But I just started, so it’ll likely be awhile before I get anything. Tongue

]]> By: BEHM777 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44629 BEHM777 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44629 Dan Snyder will become Commish and eliminate the salary cap so he can offer maximum contracts to the 1972 Dolphins.<br/><br/><br/>@ ciarannah<br/><br/>"Felate Jews"? That knock on the door is the B'nai Brith.<br/><br/>word verification = hrdfkdue<br/><br/>I ain't touching THAT one. Dan Snyder will become Commish and eliminate the salary cap so he can offer maximum contracts to the 1972 Dolphins.

@ ciarannah

“Felate Jews”? That knock on the door is the B’nai Brith.

word verification = hrdfkdue

I ain’t touching THAT one.

]]> By: Becky http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44615 Becky Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:18:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44615 "Penalizing quarterbacks will take the form of deducting 'smiles per yard"<br/><br/>Or in certain cases 'smirres per yald' “Penalizing quarterbacks will take the form of deducting ‘smiles per yard”

Or in certain cases ‘smirres per yald’

]]> By: My Insignificant Life http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44601 My Insignificant Life Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:40:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44601 @ awkward<br/><br/>The sex cannon does not rape, he simply takes what is rightfully his. @ awkward

The sex cannon does not rape, he simply takes what is rightfully his.

]]> By: hi there mary http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44600 hi there mary Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44600 roger goodell will now penalize coaches with bouquets, chocolate, champagne, pay raises, and butterfly kisses. <br/><br/>players will recieve an automatic pro bowl selection if they are found positive for a performance enhancing substance. roger goodell will now penalize coaches with bouquets, chocolate, champagne, pay raises, and butterfly kisses.

players will recieve an automatic pro bowl selection if they are found positive for a performance enhancing substance.

]]> By: futuremrsrickankiel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44592 futuremrsrickankiel Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44592 @awkward: I was thinking something similar, although I think Brian Urlacher apologizing to Chicago fans for the contract would be equally fitting. @awkward: I was thinking something similar, although I think Brian Urlacher apologizing to Chicago fans for the contract would be equally fitting.

]]> By: Awkward Boner http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44591 Awkward Boner Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44591 Offensive players would be forbidden to rape within 72 hours of kickoff.<br/><br/>This does not bode well for the sex cannon...<br/><br/>Also, I'm upset he hasn't given you an exclusive take on his new deal. Offensive players would be forbidden to rape within 72 hours of kickoff.

This does not bode well for the sex cannon…

Also, I’m upset he hasn’t given you an exclusive take on his new deal.

]]> By: T-Bone Costanza http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44584 T-Bone Costanza Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:17:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44584 Intentional "Giving them the business" has been increased to 15 yards. Incidental is still 5 yards. Intentional “Giving them the business” has been increased to 15 yards. Incidental is still 5 yards.

]]> By: naptown drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44582 naptown drew Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:56:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44582 Wait...I'm confused. Is Indianapolis an awesome city or not?<br/><br/>/don't answer I already know<br/>/shits pants<br/>/kills self Wait…I’m confused. Is Indianapolis an awesome city or not?

/don’t answer I already know
/shits pants
/kills self

]]> By: JAMMQ http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not.html/comment-page-1#comment-44576 JAMMQ Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/some-of-the-proposed-nfl-rules-changes-not-getting-a-lot-of-press.html#comment-44576 <i>-Quarterbacks would be allowed to ground the ball inside the tackle box if it can be determined that his uniform has a distinct stain of urine.</i><br/><br/>The Matt Leinart Rule? -Quarterbacks would be allowed to ground the ball inside the tackle box if it can be determined that his uniform has a distinct stain of urine.

The Matt Leinart Rule?

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