I like football!
I do! I like it!
And I would play it in a boat.
And I would play it with a goat…

And I will play it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good, you see!

So I will play it in a box.
And I will play it with a fox.
And I will play it in a house.
And I will play it with a mouse.
And I will play it here and there.
Say! I will play it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
football!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Dipshit Patriot fans!