Say! I Think I DO Like Football!
I like football!
I do! I like it!
And I would play it in a boat.
And I would play it with a goat…
And I will play it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good, you see!
So I will play it in a box.
And I will play it with a fox.
And I will play it in a house.
And I will play it with a mouse.
And I will play it here and there.
Say! I will play it ANYWHERE!
I do so like
football!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Dipshit Patriot fans!
Tags: best upset ever, bitter eli, dr seuss, LOSERGATE, thank god, we're comin for you next giant fans
February 4th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Ditto: Thank God.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Oh now this is just ridiculous. Eli would never be able to rhyme that well.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:04 am
If you make an 18-1 shirt, I will buy it.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I demand that NFL Network make a commercial with that Pats fan hanging himself in Joe Montana’s Bar
February 4th, 2008 at 12:15 am
second taliek’s comment
greatest… night… ever…
i think i’m going to have a shit-eating grin on while i’m asleep.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I was waiting for this. it’s a shame, I thought he would have been a hell of a squash player.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Evil Manning says, BWWWWHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Eli: Hot damn! That was more invigorating than finding a vintage Victorian-era grandstand piano marked down at a garage sale!
(I can’t pretend I know shit about antiques, so let’s all agree I’m attempting to make fun of Eli for his feminine hobbies).
February 4th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Eli would like you to know that “Double Stuf” is not just for Oreos, Tawmmy Brady.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:51 am
MANNING’S RULE!
O’DOYLE RULES!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:18 am
I’d like to congratulate Eli, who is no doubt spending the night with a woman for the first time ever as I type this. The new greatest thrill in his life no doubt.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:05 am
if youre making an 18-1 tee shirt, i think you need to make it say 19-0 with that crossed out and what looks like poorly written over 18-0 AFC champions, as if they didnt acknowledge that the super bowl even happened.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Drew, please don’t hate on us Giants fans. We are nothing like Pats fans. We love our darkies just as much as we love putting a backhand to our woman’s face.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:45 am
Looks like Ufford was right.
Fuck you, he’s a nice boy.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Fuck you Dad! Fuck you Pey-pey! I just wanna dance!
/Seriously, Eli better retire and do something really gay or else my delusional KSK idea of Emo Eli will be crushed.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I wonder how he’s going to break it to his squash buddies.