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	<title>Comments on: NO, PLEASE FOOTBALL! NO! YOU CAN&#8217;T GO! NNNNOOOO</title>
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		<title>By: LewDog</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/no-please-football-no-you-cant-go.html/comment-page-1#comment-43285</link>
		<dc:creator>LewDog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve played me some silly amounts of halos 1-3 but combined they dont near the hours, nay, the months lost to goldeneye.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;lil oddjob, lil golden gun.  holy sh*t good times.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve played me some silly amounts of halos 1-3 but combined they dont near the hours, nay, the months lost to goldeneye.</p>
<p>lil oddjob, lil golden gun.  holy sh*t good times.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr.VanNostren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dr.VanNostren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ pemulis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Had a chronically induced Goldeneye tourney over the weekend. Orminov rules w/ that commie hat!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/needs a life</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ pemulis</p>
<p>Had a chronically induced Goldeneye tourney over the weekend. Orminov rules w/ that commie hat!!</p>
<p>/needs a life</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Holzerman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom Holzerman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a dream that Penn State was playing Miami the week after the Super Bowl. I wondered to myself, how is that going to work with the NT being decided last month? But then, I woke up, right as the Pats were letting the Eagles score the game-winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I musta ate something funky that day. I mean srsly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a dream that Penn State was playing Miami the week after the Super Bowl. I wondered to myself, how is that going to work with the NT being decided last month? But then, I woke up, right as the Pats were letting the Eagles score the game-winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.</p>
<p>I musta ate something funky that day. I mean srsly.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like Purple Jesus finished off the season right with the Pro Bowl MVP.  I think Drew will be drunk blogging tomorrow in celebration.  Ain&#039;t that right Drew?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bishop: AYO DREEWWWWWWWWWWW?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like Purple Jesus finished off the season right with the Pro Bowl MVP.  I think Drew will be drunk blogging tomorrow in celebration.  Ain&#8217;t that right Drew?</p>
<p>Bishop: AYO DREEWWWWWWWWWWW?</p>
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		<title>By: Slim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@naptown/pemulis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holy fuck - I thought I had lost the braincells that played goldeneye and ocarina and mario kart until 4 am many nights...but I&#039;m remembering some things now, including where I put that glass bong I hid sophomore year when those games were all we accomplished....&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/logs on to wii-shop to download ocarina of time&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/loses wife and kid after ignoring them for 4 weeks</description>
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<p>Holy fuck &#8211; I thought I had lost the braincells that played goldeneye and ocarina and mario kart until 4 am many nights&#8230;but I&#8217;m remembering some things now, including where I put that glass bong I hid sophomore year when those games were all we accomplished&#8230;.</p>
<p>/logs on to wii-shop to download ocarina of time</p>
<p>/loses wife and kid after ignoring them for 4 weeks</p>
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		<title>By: naptown drew</title>
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		<dc:creator>naptown drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@pemulis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To this day, I still maintain the Zelda: Ocarina of Time game is one of the best ever.  Other than that and the two games you mentioned (although the Super Mario Bros. game did seem pretty cool when it first came out), I found the N64 pretty forgettable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@pemulis</p>
<p>To this day, I still maintain the Zelda: Ocarina of Time game is one of the best ever.  Other than that and the two games you mentioned (although the Super Mario Bros. game did seem pretty cool when it first came out), I found the N64 pretty forgettable.</p>
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		<title>By: QueeferSuthrland</title>
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		<dc:creator>QueeferSuthrland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And speaking of shit, here&#039;s a terrific pic of Osi with some lovely ladies in Hawaii:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-387/Hey--Osi--having-fun-in-Hawaii-.html&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a HREF=&quot;http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-387/Hey--Osi--having-fun-in-Hawaii-.html&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;linkage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Someone already has the &quot;$3000 x 2 =&quot; joke down, but hopefully Drew can make good from this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And speaking of shit, here&#8217;s a terrific pic of Osi with some lovely ladies in Hawaii:</p>
<p><a href="http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-387/Hey--Osi--having-fun-in-Hawaii-.html" rel="nofollow">http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-387/Hey&#8211;Osi&#8211;having-fun-in-Hawaii-.html</a></p>
<p><a HREF="http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-387/Hey--Osi--having-fun-in-Hawaii-.html" REL="nofollow">linkage</a></p>
<p>Someone already has the &#8220;$3000 x 2 =&#8221; joke down, but hopefully Drew can make good from this.</p>
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		<title>By: QueeferSuthrland</title>
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		<dc:creator>QueeferSuthrland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, less than a month until SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Be excited, be VERY excited.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/has a raging clue&lt;br/&gt;/shits pants&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&#039;s blump-o-licious</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, less than a month until SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL.</p>
<p>Be excited, be VERY excited.</p>
<p>/has a raging clue<br />/shits pants</p>
<p>It&#8217;s blump-o-licious</p>
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		<title>By: Zamboni</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zamboni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ j: &quot;Don&#039;t mind if I do!!!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ j: &#8220;Don&#8217;t mind if I do!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Pemulis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pemulis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i played so much mario kart 64 i can still remember the exact details of all the battle levels.  which is at the same time awesome and depressing, considering how high i was when i played it.  Personally, I was always Wario or Donkey Kong - at least in battles.  Slower, maybe.  But if you timed it right when the lights were changing, you could make someone lose a balloon by bumping into them right off the bat.  Now if you&#039;ll excuse me, I&#039;m going to my basement to try and find my n64.  Did they even make any games for that system besides mario kart and goldeneye?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i played so much mario kart 64 i can still remember the exact details of all the battle levels.  which is at the same time awesome and depressing, considering how high i was when i played it.  Personally, I was always Wario or Donkey Kong &#8211; at least in battles.  Slower, maybe.  But if you timed it right when the lights were changing, you could make someone lose a balloon by bumping into them right off the bat.  Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m going to my basement to try and find my n64.  Did they even make any games for that system besides mario kart and goldeneye?</p>
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