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	<title>Comments on: MOMMY, WOW! I&#8217;M A BIG KID NOW</title>
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		<title>By: QueeferSuthrland</title>
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		<dc:creator>QueeferSuthrland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dick_gozinia-&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rock Band was recently announced for Wii, although no date is set.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But Galaxy is awesome and No More Heroes might be the coolest game ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dick_gozinia-</p>
<p>Rock Band was recently announced for Wii, although no date is set.</p>
<p>But Galaxy is awesome and No More Heroes might be the coolest game ever.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you think that when Eli got handed the MVP trophy, Peyton just came by and slapped it out of his friggin&#039; hands.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And when I picture that scenario, I think of Peyton as Chet from Weird Science and Eli as 14 year old Anthony Michael Hall.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;I didn&#039;t think it was a whale&#039;s dick, honey!&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-Chet Manning</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you think that when Eli got handed the MVP trophy, Peyton just came by and slapped it out of his friggin&#8217; hands.</p>
<p>And when I picture that scenario, I think of Peyton as Chet from Weird Science and Eli as 14 year old Anthony Michael Hall.</p>
<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t think it was a whale&#8217;s dick, honey!&#8221;</p>
<p>-Chet Manning</p>
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		<title>By: Dr.VanNostren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dr.VanNostren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know what it is, the sarcasm must not have been heard thru my typing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know what it is, the sarcasm must not have been heard thru my typing</p>
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		<title>By: king of pants</title>
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		<dc:creator>king of pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr.VanNostren: I would say Google it, if you are perhaps self-employed or looking for a career change.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr.VanNostren: I would say Google it, if you are perhaps self-employed or looking for a career change.</p>
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		<title>By: goffchile</title>
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		<dc:creator>goffchile</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am pretty sure the MVP award will be inscribed- &quot;Super Bowl XLII MVP: Peyton Manning&#039;s retarded brother&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am pretty sure the MVP award will be inscribed- &#8220;Super Bowl XLII MVP: Peyton Manning&#8217;s retarded brother&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Squatch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Squatch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Hey, Mommy! Look! When I touch it, it &lt;i&gt;grows&lt;/i&gt;.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hey, Mommy! Look! When I touch it, it <i>grows</i>.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: J</title>
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		<dc:creator>J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And today, Eli broke out his brand new Superman underoos to celebrate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And today, Eli broke out his brand new Superman underoos to celebrate.</p>
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		<title>By: Upstate Underdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Upstate Underdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eli can&#039;t wait to put that Super Bowl champs bumper sticker on his new car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eli can&#8217;t wait to put that Super Bowl champs bumper sticker on his new car.</p>
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		<title>By: Big Tex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Tex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>doesn&#039;t eli get awarded the rights to gisele now?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>doesn&#8217;t eli get awarded the rights to gisele now?</p>
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		<title>By: Dr.VanNostren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dr.VanNostren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;+1 King of Pants&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;for using Fleshlight, not that I know what that is!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>+1 King of Pants</p>
<p>for using Fleshlight, not that I know what that is!</p>
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