/Long, Sad Trombone Sound
Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place. Not to help the Pats fans, but because they should collect their tears. I think they cure cancer. At least they clear up anything that’s bothering me.
Much thanks to TheJetsBlog.
Update: Shock of shocks! Obama didn’t carry Massachusetts. Wonder why?
February 5th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
How DARE anyone make fun of Pats fans, after they started rooting for their football team immediately after they won their first Super Bowl, and all they’ve been through, being smug and self righteous. They’re racist! They tattoo Patriot logos on their bald heads!! Now their the laughingstock of the sports world, and all you care about is getting revenge just because they assumed they’d win it all like 3 months ago. THEY’RE HUMAN BEINGS!!!!! ALL YOU WANT IS MORE, MORE, MORE YOUTUBE CLIPS OF SOBBING PATS FANS!!! LEAVE THE PATS FANS ALONE!!!!!!
/sobbing while wearing a blond wig
February 5th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Well done, my friend.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
“I am not an animal! I am a human being! I…am…a man!”
February 5th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Ape, how did I know you’d comment about Obama not winning Massachussetts? -supermike4ever
February 5th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
That can’t be the real supermike. He doesn’t read this “tardblog”
February 5th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Hey Ape, I think Obama lost in Mass because he’s black.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Update: Shock of shocks! Obama didn’t carry Massachusetts. Wonder why?
Fucking Classic! Well played, sir.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
but the Kennedy’s endorsed him, why oh why wouldnt the people of Mass listen to Ted Kennedy.
Say it Frenchie, say chowdaa
February 6th, 2008 at 12:00 am
The Emo Massholes?
February 6th, 2008 at 12:01 am
I thought of KSK as soon as they called it for Billary. Unfortunately, “democracy” means that Tawmmy from Quinzee gets to vote with the rest of us.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:11 am
I think everyone is being a little hard on Massachusetts.
Maybe they just identified with the candidate who weeps in the face of defeat . . . just like them.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Is it because he has too many freckles?
February 6th, 2008 at 12:32 am
18-1 !! It’s like 1918, but there’s absolutely no way to make it stop.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I’ve had it HAD IT with the constant Pats bashing. Isn’t their pain for not winning their 4th championship in 7 years enough for you bastards. I’m never* reading this “tahdblog” (fackin’ spell it right) again.
*until tomorrow morning. I’m fucking drunk and tired.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Teddy – R’eh, C’mon Baraaak, I’ll drive you over to the raaalee in Quinzeee.
Barack – Hell No, Captain Chappaquiddick.
February 6th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Ahhhh….I love living in the state of Washington, where we hold our primaries so late that a candidate usually has already sewn up their nomination.
Yet I’m unregistered, so I say enough of this fucking politics talk. You guys and Gregg Easterbrook can go ahead and lead well-rounded lives and have diverse opinions, while I finish stuffing gummi worms down my throat and making fun of Pats fans.
18-1! 18-1! 18-1!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 1:25 am
it was the dahhhhhkies fault!
welkaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
February 6th, 2008 at 1:46 am
TheJetsBlog > everyone
February 6th, 2008 at 2:23 am
LEAVE TOMMY FROM QUINZEE ALONE!!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Is it because Obama’s foreign relations experience is limited to the couple of times he won Risk in junior year of college?
Oh… wait… it was probably because he is black.
February 6th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Any Masshole who didn’t vote for Barack….watch out!!! Osi is loose and looms large (and is not afraid to use it).
February 6th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Giants fans don’t seem to care for Obama either – Clinton wins New Jersey.
“You tink I’m votin’ for some fuckin’ moulie?”
February 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Is it me or have the Pats fans almost completely disappeared?
February 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Nope, it’s not just you.
February 6th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
future, you don’t count. At least by me you are admired, loved, and respected. Boobs.
February 6th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Jesus fucking christ ankiel. Stop sucking everybody’s dick on here already. You don’t have to keep insulting us. Some pats fans are douches. We get it.
February 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Also, I meant the shit head, asswipe fans with no real view outside of their own little world.
February 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You don’t have to keep insulting us.
Oh, we don’t feel any kind of obligation. It’s just really, really fun.
February 6th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Well played, jammq and Ape.
“I ain’t votin’ fah no fackin’ moulie named O bamma.”
February 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@ Ape – that’s cool for non-Pats fans to do. But she’s a Pats fan ragging on other Pats fans? What the damn! Go eat another fucking twinkie, ankiel.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I think pavan came up with the idea of putting paper on the windows. Someone please call Whine one one.
I like how the cops forbade the news cameras from entering any bars after the loss, way to conceal your shame.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
God I am awesome at getting to things late.
February 6th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
“Some pats fans are douches.”
…as further evidenced by your post.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I guess it’d be pretty inconvenient for you guys to note that the governor of Massachusetts is black, and that he beat a white, Irish, establishment candidate in the primary to get there (not that he was able to help Obama too much).
February 6th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
@pavan, in the off-chance that you check this thread: I completely get why you’re disagreeing with my position. Still, I reserve my right to voice the fact that I am fed up with Boston sports culture right now.
/eats Twinkie
February 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
I like the simple and understated
18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1 18-1
February 7th, 2008 at 11:10 am
“Some grown men were crying, which is understandable . . . “
Yeah, if you’re a spoiled tiny-cocked wuss, I suppose it’s understandable.