Lions fans express optimism in rhyme
This is the duo No Parking. He is “Bus Stop”. She is “City Limit” (incidentally, it would appear this city limit begins just out of frame). They predict a Detroit Super Bowl victory in this cinematic colossus.
I am well aware that mocking rapping white kids is the lowest of the low hanging fruit. (he gets the sack!) It’s not even hanging anymore. (he calls the plays!) That banana in on the effing ground. (he wants a trade!) What can I say, I have no self-discipline whatsoever. Pray for me, won’t you?
(Hat tip to the stone cold mack of college sports blogs: Card Chronicle)
February 20th, 2008 at 8:19 am
I particularly enjoyed the second of ‘feeling the beat’ that Bus Stop threw in there before he really really started spitting such catchy ass lyrics.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am
i dont see how Roy Williams wanting a trade is a good thing.
Sill better then the Glaskow Diamonds.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:33 am
I’m really glad they decided to revamp these musical sequences for “Juno.”
February 20th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Well, if these talented young artists say it’s so then it must be. I’ll be placing my bets!
February 20th, 2008 at 10:05 am
so we went from New England’s only black fan to Detroit’s only white fans…next up, San Fransisco’s only straight fan(though he is a little curious) and Oakland’s only sane fan! i miss football
February 20th, 2008 at 11:07 am
These kids are fucking whiter than Welkah. Maybe Brady will request a trade to the Lions to get this kind of white fan support!
February 20th, 2008 at 11:58 am
@Bambi:
followed by Carolina’s only mullet-less fan, the only Falcons’ fan who is a college grad, and the only living Bills fan.
February 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Dammit, aren’t these supposed to be funny and not make me heave a gusty, depressed sigh? Low-hanging or dropped-to-the-ground fruit is one thing, but this fruit’s fetid stench fouls the air like…like…after Cheney leaves a room? Osi’s ladyfriend’s chest?
February 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
…the only female Packers fan under 200lbs?
the only Ravens fan with a criminal record shorter than the players?
the only Chiefs fan…?
February 20th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
@fallex
and green bay’s only skinny fan, the bears’ only non-mustachioed fan, the giants’ only fan who is classy enough to drink amstel light, the bengals’ one fan who isn’t a felon, the jaguars’ one fan who roots for a black QB, and the cardinals’ one and only fan
February 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
huh, looks like we’re missing an “I could do this all day tag”
February 20th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Or, at least a “bambi could do this all day tag”
February 20th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
“mom’s spaghetti, yeh, somethin somethin, mom’s spaghetti, yeh, word”
February 20th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Matt Millen’s got them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the strap / He turned around and called Johnnie Morton a fag
February 20th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
the only Chiefs fan…?
Present!
February 20th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Teah o9lee7 Stteelres f4an woo ken ree8d?
February 20th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
The only skinny Colts fan?
The only distinctive Seahawks fan?
I guess the tag would be “We could do this 32 times without repeating a team.”
February 20th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
“we could do this for an hour, then we’d run out of teams”
or
“we could come up with tags all day about how much time could be spent doing this, but that would prevent the post from getting…well, posted”
February 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
The only Saints fan not living in a FEMA trailer?
February 20th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Making fun of bored white kids rapping over Flo rida’s (who the fuck is that) beat is high comedy on a Wednesday afternoon.
So Harry Potter’s a rapper now?
Check out parking pass’ iced out fiddy cdnt piece. Gangsta is too soft a word to describe her.
Still not as hard as these gangstaz tho.
February 20th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
They’re totally going to get into a Nas/Jay-Z style feud with Kige Ramsey. My money’s on Kige, though. You know that notebook is full of rhymes.
February 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
“The only distinctive Seahawks fan?”
I got ya covered. I have a tan.
February 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Rhyming “champs” with “Gi-ants”? C’est magnifique!
February 20th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
They’ll never make it as rappers . . . They acknowledged the beat they blatantly ripped off.
February 20th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This is a thesis on “How white does not make right…especially in rap”.
/Pulls fork from eye
February 20th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Nicely done turley.
February 20th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
If this was Vikings Video, I would swear it was BDD and his cousin Earl.