KSK’s Valentine to… Matt Walsh
We won’t beat around the bush, we’re crazy about you, Matt Walsh. After all, what’s sexier than power? And right now we think you have the power to run Belicheat out of the league in shame and dishonor. And that’s sexy, baby.
Come to Rogg’s office and sing like the magnificent canary that, deep down, you know you are. Tell him how Bill made you tape the Rams in New Orleans and how he cackled like a maniac when you forked over the discs. Tell him where he touched you while you reviewed the Rams futile preparations over braunschweiger and warm malt liquor. Tell him how he just laughed when begged him to stop. You can do it, big guy. We believe you… and we believe IN you. <3
Tags: 18-1, belicheat, cheating, ksk valentine
February 7th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Come on guys, haven’t the Pats and their fans suffered enough this week?
Wait, what the fuck am I saying? Carry on.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
If Matt don’t get him, John will.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I dont know if this is gonna be enough, maybe if Walsh claimed that he ran a dog fighting league for Bill.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
If Matt and John don’t get him, Brandon will.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
If Matt and John and Brandon don’t get him, Bill will.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
grimey can expect a valentine of his own from The Big Lead
February 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
bad touch? or is it good touch? no, no - definitely bad touch!
February 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
If Matt and John and Brandon and Bill don’t get him, Joe will.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
ESPN Featured Comment: Enough with the black . . . s in all sports. We get it. Black is cool.
Obviously a Masshole.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
If it’s out there somewhere, I’d also like to see video of Tedy Bruschi’s stroke. Too soon? Didn’t think so.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
When asked for a comment, Steve Walsh threw an interception.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I hear Walsh has video of Belicheck coaching Pedro at a cockfight.
Strangely, no roosters were present.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Why is everyone so concerned with
The dude from the upright citizens brigade all of a sudden?
February 7th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
If you strike Belichick down, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
actually futuremrs, i believe he’ll just become more smug and vindictive than you can possibly imagine
February 7th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
@futuremrs: +1
Did he make Walsh wear the little red riding hoodie like he wanted Cassell to? And I just realized that Punter totally called the change to the red hoodie.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Osi doesn’t give a shit.
OK, maybe one.