Comments on: KSK Off Topic: The Bleu Cheese Story http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:12:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: DeCAF! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44053 DeCAF! Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44053 Drew, <br/><br/>Us Vikings fans think it's cool that you are a fan but aren't from Minnesota. Really. Seriously. Drew,

Us Vikings fans think it’s cool that you are a fan but aren’t from Minnesota. Really. Seriously.

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44048 Jackin'4Beats Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:23:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44048 I heah Pats fans love da cawk.<br/><br/>Discuss among yourselves. I heah Pats fans love da cawk.

Discuss among yourselves.

]]> By: St Alphonsos Pancake Breakfast http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44041 St Alphonsos Pancake Breakfast Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44041 Brett Favre poisoned me last year. True story. <br/>I am a lifelong Vikings fan and finally made the trip to Lambeau to see my boys play the Packers. Yes, that was the game we got ass rammed 35-0. Prior to the game we went to a tailgate party at Brett Favres Steakhouse, right outside of Lambeau. I was wearing my throwback Alan Page jersey which indicates I may have been set up. Anyway before the game we had beers and brats (the worse brats of my entire fucking life by the way) and the secret weapon - Brett's Special Jambalaya.<br/> At half time I get the stomach rumbles and proceed with the ass cheek clinching, after the game I spray painted about 4 toilets at Lambeau. Fortunately the spraying was strictly the back door variety. Over the next 3 days I decorated about 25% of all the toilets in the greater Green Bay area, including every toilet at the Oneida Indian Casino.<br/><br/>Fuck you in the peehole Brett Favre. Fuck you very much Brett Favre poisoned me last year. True story.
I am a lifelong Vikings fan and finally made the trip to Lambeau to see my boys play the Packers. Yes, that was the game we got ass rammed 35-0. Prior to the game we went to a tailgate party at Brett Favres Steakhouse, right outside of Lambeau. I was wearing my throwback Alan Page jersey which indicates I may have been set up. Anyway before the game we had beers and brats (the worse brats of my entire fucking life by the way) and the secret weapon - Brett’s Special Jambalaya.
At half time I get the stomach rumbles and proceed with the ass cheek clinching, after the game I spray painted about 4 toilets at Lambeau. Fortunately the spraying was strictly the back door variety. Over the next 3 days I decorated about 25% of all the toilets in the greater Green Bay area, including every toilet at the Oneida Indian Casino.

Fuck you in the peehole Brett Favre. Fuck you very much

]]> By: Ken Dynamo http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44036 Ken Dynamo Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:57:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44036 oh sick, BARF! oh sick, BARF!

]]> By: BEHM777 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44023 BEHM777 Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:51:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44023 @booder<br/><br/>The Steakhouse Incident IS a classic. I just about shat myself while reading it. @booder

The Steakhouse Incident IS a classic. I just about shat myself while reading it.

]]> By: J.L. White http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44013 J.L. White Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:07:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44013 I've never got food poisoning myself Drew, but after an experience like you described, I'd seriously consider going Unabomber on that pizza place's ass. I'm a peaceful man, mind you, but there are some sins that shouldn't go unpunished. I’ve never got food poisoning myself Drew, but after an experience like you described, I’d seriously consider going Unabomber on that pizza place’s ass. I’m a peaceful man, mind you, but there are some sins that shouldn’t go unpunished.

]]> By: Spatula http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44012 Spatula Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-44012 Watching Penn State and Texas play in some bowl when I was about 12 and puking Squirt and Fritos so hard they were coming out my nose. No shit, Fritos out of my nose. Couldn't even stand to smell the things for 20 years. Watching Penn State and Texas play in some bowl when I was about 12 and puking Squirt and Fritos so hard they were coming out my nose. No shit, Fritos out of my nose. Couldn’t even stand to smell the things for 20 years.

]]> By: Booder http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-43991 Booder Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:38:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-43991 Always a classic:<br/><a HREF="http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html" REL="nofollow">The Steakhouse Incident</a><br/><br/>I had that Both Ends Explosion thing going on the evening after having grilled beef tenderloin at a party, only there was no trashcan within reach of the toilet. I ended up lying on the floor with alternating shivers and sweats, next to a giant meat-chunk-studded puddle of spew. Always a classic:
The Steakhouse Incident

I had that Both Ends Explosion thing going on the evening after having grilled beef tenderloin at a party, only there was no trashcan within reach of the toilet. I ended up lying on the floor with alternating shivers and sweats, next to a giant meat-chunk-studded puddle of spew.

]]> By: lieutenant winslow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-43934 lieutenant winslow Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-43934 <i>Have you ever been truly sick and miserable, and so tired you're practically near whimpering, only to be kicked while you‘re down?</i><br/><br/>why yes... <br/><br/><a HREF="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2008/02/special-ksk-valentine-to-patriot-fans.html" REL="nofollow">yes i have.</a><br/><br/>dick Have you ever been truly sick and miserable, and so tired you’re practically near whimpering, only to be kicked while you‘re down?

why yes…

yes i have.

dick

]]> By: Bobby Steels http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-43787 Bobby Steels Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:07:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/ksk-off-topic-the-bleu-cheese-story.html#comment-43787 Man, reading this in a B2B class is not a good idea.<br/><br/>I think I blew out my sinuses trying to suppress laughter. Man, reading this in a B2B class is not a good idea.

I think I blew out my sinuses trying to suppress laughter.

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