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	<title>Comments on: Kill Kill Kill: Why Did the Gazelle Cross the River?</title>
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		<title>By: brad</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/kill-kill-kill-why-did-gazelle-cross.html/comment-page-1#comment-44894</link>
		<dc:creator>brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1 dick_gozinia&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;+1,000,000 behm777</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1 dick_gozinia</p>
<p>+1,000,000 behm777</p>
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		<title>By: Slim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes the best posts are the short, sweet ones...1.) show wanton animal carnage? check 2.) compare it hilariously to a shitty, rapist player? check&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good one...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the best posts are the short, sweet ones&#8230;1.) show wanton animal carnage? check 2.) compare it hilariously to a shitty, rapist player? check</p>
<p>Good one&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: zetternutz</title>
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		<dc:creator>zetternutz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/27/australia.snake.ap/index.html?iref=newssearch&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; earn a kill kill kill tag?  My only complaint is the lack of video.  But I still can&#039;t think of a better way to get rid of a shitballed chihuahua.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does <a HREF="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/27/australia.snake.ap/index.html?iref=newssearch" REL="nofollow">this</a> earn a kill kill kill tag?  My only complaint is the lack of video.  But I still can&#8217;t think of a better way to get rid of a shitballed chihuahua.</p>
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		<title>By: BEHM777</title>
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		<dc:creator>BEHM777</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and did you hear the little gazelle yelp? It was enough to make a vegan weep.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and did you hear the little gazelle yelp? It was enough to make a vegan weep.</p>
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		<title>By: BEHM777</title>
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		<dc:creator>BEHM777</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The perfect capper would have been for the croc to let out a mammoth, bloody belch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The perfect capper would have been for the croc to let out a mammoth, bloody belch.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Todays Crocodiles &gt; Yesterday&#039;s Tiger</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Todays Crocodiles > Yesterday&#8217;s Tiger</p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh yeah, CC a +1 on the Stevens play.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;@Mrs. - It&#039;s the least I can do for giving me such a wonderful new reference. I&#039;m gonna try that line on the lady this weekend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh yeah, CC a +1 on the Stevens play.</p>
<p>@Mrs. &#8211; It&#8217;s the least I can do for giving me such a wonderful new reference. I&#8217;m gonna try that line on the lady this weekend.</p>
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		<title>By: Marmatard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marmatard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I came.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came.</p>
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		<title>By: lieutenant winslow</title>
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		<dc:creator>lieutenant winslow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It was just too much and my sense of humor overloaded. I don&#039;t think anything will ever be funny again. Oh God. What have I done? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;...this morning, I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car door and... I couldn&#039;t laugh. I mean I... I knew it was funny, but I couldn&#039;t laugh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!</i></p>
<p>It was just too much and my sense of humor overloaded. I don&#8217;t think anything will ever be funny again. Oh God. What have I done? </p>
<p>&#8230;this morning, I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car door and&#8230; I couldn&#8217;t laugh. I mean I&#8230; I knew it was funny, but I couldn&#8217;t laugh</p>
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		<title>By: futuremrsrickankiel</title>
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		<dc:creator>futuremrsrickankiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pirate Sloth, you may have just made my afternoon...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pirate Sloth, you may have just made my afternoon&#8230;</p>
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