Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!
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Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!
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+1 dick_gozinia
+1,000,000 behm777
Sometimes the best posts are the short, sweet ones…1.) show wanton animal carnage? check 2.) compare it hilariously to a shitty, rapist player? check
Good one…
Does this earn a kill kill kill tag? My only complaint is the lack of video. But I still can’t think of a better way to get rid of a shitballed chihuahua.
Oh, and did you hear the little gazelle yelp? It was enough to make a vegan weep.
The perfect capper would have been for the croc to let out a mammoth, bloody belch.
Todays Crocodiles > Yesterday’s Tiger
oh yeah, CC a +1 on the Stevens play.
@Mrs. – It’s the least I can do for giving me such a wonderful new reference. I’m gonna try that line on the lady this weekend.
I came.
Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!
It was just too much and my sense of humor overloaded. I don’t think anything will ever be funny again. Oh God. What have I done?
…this morning, I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car door and… I couldn’t laugh. I mean I… I knew it was funny, but I couldn’t laugh
Pirate Sloth, you may have just made my afternoon…
The best part is when the crocs eat the gazelle.
That, and the ominous orchestral background is awesome.
@ Pirate
Then you aren’t doing it right.
Now that is more like it. Swallow that mother fucker whole, not like that bitch ass tiger playing grab ass with a cow.
I didn’t see any Gentle Dental going on there.
Actually, wouldn’t have Jerramy Stevens drawn a penalty or found some other way to fuck up the play?
I may have more issues than I thought.
LU, I believe you’re thinking of the question “Why Did Gisele Cross the River?”
I may have been really drunk that time on safari, but I’m pretty sure the answer to that question is, “to suck my dick”.
Oh Snap!
The death roll at the end was a nice touch.