Kill Kill Kill: Why Did the Gazelle Cross the River?
Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!
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February 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Oh Snap!
The death roll at the end was a nice touch.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I may have been really drunk that time on safari, but I’m pretty sure the answer to that question is, “to suck my dick”.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
LU, I believe you’re thinking of the question “Why Did Gisele Cross the River?”
February 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I may have more issues than I thought.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Actually, wouldn’t have Jerramy Stevens drawn a penalty or found some other way to fuck up the play?
February 28th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I didn’t see any Gentle Dental going on there.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Now that is more like it. Swallow that mother fucker whole, not like that bitch ass tiger playing grab ass with a cow.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
@ Pirate
Then you aren’t doing it right.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
The best part is when the crocs eat the gazelle.
That, and the ominous orchestral background is awesome.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Pirate Sloth, you may have just made my afternoon…
February 28th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!
It was just too much and my sense of humor overloaded. I don’t think anything will ever be funny again. Oh God. What have I done?
…this morning, I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car door and… I couldn’t laugh. I mean I… I knew it was funny, but I couldn’t laugh
February 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I came.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
oh yeah, CC a +1 on the Stevens play.
@Mrs. - It’s the least I can do for giving me such a wonderful new reference. I’m gonna try that line on the lady this weekend.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Todays Crocodiles > Yesterday’s Tiger
February 28th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
The perfect capper would have been for the croc to let out a mammoth, bloody belch.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Oh, and did you hear the little gazelle yelp? It was enough to make a vegan weep.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Does this earn a kill kill kill tag? My only complaint is the lack of video. But I still can’t think of a better way to get rid of a shitballed chihuahua.
February 29th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Sometimes the best posts are the short, sweet ones…1.) show wanton animal carnage? check 2.) compare it hilariously to a shitty, rapist player? check
Good one…
February 29th, 2008 at 9:57 am
+1 dick_gozinia
+1,000,000 behm777