IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!
HOLY SHIT! THEY LET TWO(!) REDSKINS IN THE HALL OF FAME(!), AT ONCE!
DARRELL GREEN?! FIRST BALLOT!
ART MONK?!?! FINALLY!!!
I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! AND I DON’T EVEN CARE!
I’m still not anywhere near Canton. Ohio blows.
This post was written by Jake Jarmel and edited by Elaine Benes.
Tags: hall of fame, Next year it will be Jacoby and Grimm, Unsilent Majority, Yes I will shut up now
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Canton is the most boring-ass place on the planet. And I was once stuck in the Nebraska airport for seven hours – I know boring-ass places.
But I will be there. Because fuck you Adam Schefter.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
WWWOOOOO! At long last Redskins fans can shut the fuck up!
All night DTC party at Unsilent’s in Georgetown!
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I wish I had more hands!
So I could give that party 4 thumbs down.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
What happened to the dipshit Redskins fans? I mean the post, I know the people are still around.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Just a placeholder until the Maj roused himself from his high long enough to put up his homer post.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I’m just wondering what keywords UM used to find that particular picture from a Google image search.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
@smurphette – Great Chapelles Show reference.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I can’t stand the Redskins, but the fact that Art Monk hadn’t made it into the HOF before now was a fucking travesty of a sham of a mockery.
Congrats, UM.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
smurphette, i believe the chappelle’s show quote you were lookin for is:
IT’S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!
fuck you peter king
fuck you len pasquerelli
fuck you “dr.” Z
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
And as a service to your typical Patriots fan, here’s the Wikipedia entry for Andre Tippett (he used to play for the Patriots when you were watching the Celtics):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Tippett
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
+1 brother mouzone
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Holy shit, they finally voted in Emmitt Thomas. Thanks, old timers!
Being a Chiefs fan means milking the glory years of the early ’70s over and over again. It’s like being the curator of the Nixon Library, but without all the fun and excitement.
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Who knew Tippett was a Jew? Definitely no one in Boston.
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Black bar mitzvahs
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Similar to werewolf bar mitzvahs?
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
/pops collar
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 am
And the Jake Jarmel/Elaine Benes thing…I love a good “exclamation point” joke. Well done!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Jeez…the Maj is round…and high.