Comments on: It’s About Damn Time These Baristas Got Their Ducks In A Row.

By: hollywood wags

hollywood wags — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:42:00 +0000

I'd like a medium coffee.

Grande?

Medium.

Grande?

Medium coffee.

Maybe they had to give their staff a little time to decompress from all the fucking coffee they drink, give them some time to clear their little minds.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:00 +0000

That Onion story is too close for comfort. I mean, what if...?

What do you mean what if?

The Barista Hordes are coming, my friends. Join me in the hills! Join me for freedom!

By: brick

brick — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:39:00 +0000

In Boston a regular coffee has cream and sugar in it, since its not regulah to be dahk

By: BEHM777

BEHM777 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:30:00 +0000

If I ever saw a Starbucks cup THAT big, I'd unload my Mossberg into it. Same goes for Peter King.

Caribou rules!

@otto

That Onion story is too close for comfort. I mean, what if...?

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:41:00 +0000

@jammq/otto man: Or Ape taught Punter his nifty Deadspin time traveling trick.

By: Dickens Cider

Dickens Cider — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:50:00 +0000

Oh and Bill Belichick is a facking douchebag…oops was that off topic??

Umm let me tie this into a coffee discussion…here we go…They don’t like their coffee DAHK in Baaston, nor do they like black people.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:20:00 +0000

Mmm… bathtub full of soda… just throw some scotch in there and I’d never leave the apartment.

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:05:00 +0000

does small, medium, large even matter anymore since all the restaurants upgraded the sizes? what used to be a medium is now a small and what was once large is now medium. large is now a bathtub full of soda, and people wonder why American is overweight.

also, i told my girlfriend i was venti in the pants….

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:48:00 +0000

I’d totally buy a Dunkin Latte. Matter of fact, if I can even find a Dunkin here in Seattle, I’m going to buy their coffee simply because the person behind the counter would know what the fuck size a small, medium, or large is, instead of Tall, Grande, or Viente.

@ Moof! – they were called sandwich architects. As an architect, I took offense to that for a second. Then I just ate my sandwich.

By: Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:48:00 +0000

Well now where I am supposed to loiter this afternoon, Panera here I come.