It’s the duty of all Super Bowl organizers to find long-in-the-tooth, formerly respectable artists and make them play their most anodyne hits for the overexcited nitwits on the field and the bored drunk people at home. That didn’t stop Prince from rocking shit last year, but how will Tom Petty fare? Got something upbeat? That’s going in the playlist. Something about America, or at least has the words “America” or “American” in the title? You beat your hippie ass you’re playing that. But which will be first? WHO YA GOT?
“Learning to Fly”_______”American Girl”
Song actually about
Drugs___________Girls from America who enjoy drugs
1.0 = .891
Present day use
Movie trailers__________Car commericials
LtF: “It’s pleasant but never really goes anywhere — up or down — but it’s solid”
AG: “Guitarist Mike Campbell reels off a simple solo that develops into a rapid-fire arpeggio as the song makes its quick fade. It’s over before it starts, really — clean, simple, that’s its appeal.”
TV analyst mostly likely to dislike it
Bradshaw, who doesn’t like learning___Joe Buck, who doesn’t like girls
Hairy nip slip______Playing some shitty single off a new album
I want more like this!
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