Comments on: The Giant Snatch http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:19:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: PJD’s Wild Card Weekend Recap: Hello. We are the Minnesota Vikings. You Took our Draft Picks. Prepare to Die. « Purple Jesus Diaries http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-176555 PJD’s Wild Card Weekend Recap: Hello. We are the Minnesota Vikings. You Took our Draft Picks. Prepare to Die. « Purple Jesus Diaries Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:53:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-176555 [...] two, definitely. That’s the type of play that sticks with you for a while, like the tuck rule, or the Giant Snatch, of Dennis Green calling for a fucking knee. But none of those plays were as great as [...] [...] two, definitely. That’s the type of play that sticks with you for a while, like the tuck rule, or the Giant Snatch, of Dennis Green calling for a fucking knee. But none of those plays were as great as [...]

]]> By: Vile http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-57360 Vile Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:25:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-57360 I can't believe you guys are so lame! The Giant Snatch?!?! Is that the name of the play or who you want to vote for for president? C'mon will this hold up to the test of time, I think not read the LA Times article and realize that the true name for this play is the Hail Manning! I can’t believe you guys are so lame! The Giant Snatch?!?! Is that the name of the play or who you want to vote for for president? C’mon will this hold up to the test of time, I think not read the LA Times article and realize that the true name for this play is the Hail Manning!

]]> By: FLACIDBEAR http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42871 FLACIDBEAR Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42871 610 WIP Philly just gave you props for "the Giant Snatch"...hugh douglas is a big fan 610 WIP Philly just gave you props for “the Giant Snatch”…hugh douglas is a big fan

]]> By: BEHM777 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42847 BEHM777 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:11:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42847 @ jonny epic<br/><br/>And I thought I had too much time on MY hands... @ jonny epic

And I thought I had too much time on MY hands…

]]> By: Jonny Epic http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42846 Jonny Epic Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42846 And I nearly forgot....<br/><br/>The Giants D-line are a perfect microcosm for Capitalism, embodied by Rocky's will to win, (If i can change, we can change, everybody can change!), breaking through the reviled and feared Iron Curtain (the Pats "O-Line), and delivering a deathblow to their unbeatable, super powered champion, (Brady/Drago) And I nearly forgot….

The Giants D-line are a perfect microcosm for Capitalism, embodied by Rocky’s will to win, (If i can change, we can change, everybody can change!), breaking through the reviled and feared Iron Curtain (the Pats “O-Line), and delivering a deathblow to their unbeatable, super powered champion, (Brady/Drago)

]]> By: Jonny Epic http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42843 Jonny Epic Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42843 I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but there are a world of parallels between the Superbowl and Rocky IV. Allow me to elaborate.<br/><br/>When Brady was sacked by Strahan, people around the world screamed "hes not a machine (Drago/Brady, he's a man!" In unicen<br/><br/>Eli Manning brother, Peyton, was slain by an agent of darkness, Marmalard, who in turn was slain by the evil Patriot machine. <br/><br/>In Eli's moment of woe, his drunken, sloppy buddy (Lorenzen), absolutley said that if he could step outside his skin for just one second, he'd wanna be Eli.<br/><br/><br/>The Giants upstart run to glory began when they trained for this victory by conquering the bitter cold in Siberia (Green Bay).<br/><br/>Belicheck's tactics bear uncanny resemblance to Ivan Drago's trainer, who was a lover of despotism, impropriety, and had no skills with the press.<br/><br/>Bob Kraft actually was the body double for Gorbychov in Rocky IV.<br/><br/>Giselle has named one of her early influcneces as Bridget Neilsen (Mrs. Drago) I don’t know if anyone else noticed this, but there are a world of parallels between the Superbowl and Rocky IV. Allow me to elaborate.

When Brady was sacked by Strahan, people around the world screamed “hes not a machine (Drago/Brady, he’s a man!” In unicen

Eli Manning brother, Peyton, was slain by an agent of darkness, Marmalard, who in turn was slain by the evil Patriot machine.

In Eli’s moment of woe, his drunken, sloppy buddy (Lorenzen), absolutley said that if he could step outside his skin for just one second, he’d wanna be Eli.

The Giants upstart run to glory began when they trained for this victory by conquering the bitter cold in Siberia (Green Bay).

Belicheck’s tactics bear uncanny resemblance to Ivan Drago’s trainer, who was a lover of despotism, impropriety, and had no skills with the press.

Bob Kraft actually was the body double for Gorbychov in Rocky IV.

Giselle has named one of her early influcneces as Bridget Neilsen (Mrs. Drago)

]]> By: J.L. White http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42726 J.L. White Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42726 @dc:<br/><br/>Ah yes, your premise reminds me of a classic bit from an Adam Sandler CD I listened to many years ago, wherein John Madden announces a gay orgy PPV. Sadly, Brett Favre's name did not come up once. @dc:

Ah yes, your premise reminds me of a classic bit from an Adam Sandler CD I listened to many years ago, wherein John Madden announces a gay orgy PPV. Sadly, Brett Favre’s name did not come up once.

]]> By: Allow me to retort http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42724 Allow me to retort Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42724 Leave on top? Nah. Too classy.<br/><br/>As a long time taker, I am proud to be giving back. <br/><br/>Thanks in advance for brilliantly filling the upcoming NFL void. Leave on top? Nah. Too classy.

As a long time taker, I am proud to be giving back.

Thanks in advance for brilliantly filling the upcoming NFL void.

]]> By: Raskolnikov http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42723 Raskolnikov Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42723 The biggest snatch since Hailie vs. United States. The biggest snatch since Hailie vs. United States.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/giant-snatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-42721 MaxwellDemon Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:43:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/the-giant-snatch.html#comment-42721 KSK currently comes up second on Google for the phrase Giant Snatch, after a blurb about the Chinese Olympic stadium. There is also an NPR headline, "Giant Bats Snatch Birds From Night Sky," which will haunt my dreams. KSK currently comes up second on Google for the phrase Giant Snatch, after a blurb about the Chinese Olympic stadium. There is also an NPR headline, “Giant Bats Snatch Birds From Night Sky,” which will haunt my dreams.

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