Comments on: Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Kerey

By: Tom Holzerman

Tom Holzerman — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:18:00 +0000

@jj

Stephen Gostkowski had do something this year after all those times spent not kicking field goals.

By: Drave

Drave — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:58:00 +0000

Kerey also wonders why they let a colored girl be on the squad.
(The Pats cheerleaders are almost as white as Wel-kah!!!)

By: Drave

Drave — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:46:00 +0000

Kerey thinks there are too many “black guys” on the team.

By: BEHM777

BEHM777 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:14:00 +0000

Actually after they burned the cross on our lawn, my folks shipped me off to DC to live with my aunt and uncle, where I learned the difference between rhotic and non-rhotic accents.

I never liked it Up South anyway…

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:55:00 +0000

These Cheerleader Biographies are making me consider suicide. Or homicide.

By: BabyBananaGrabber

BabyBananaGrabber — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:24:00 +0000

She looks more like a vodka cran type girl

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:19:00 +0000

Ape, you forgot to mention the train of Vince Wilfork, Rodney Harrison, Richard Seymour and Stephen Gastkowski (oh yeah, he’s a bad ass!) that ran through her after the Redskins victory earlier this season.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:16:00 +0000

Ape isn’t disturbed, he’s just keeping it real. I’ve known girls to do shit that’s way more fucked up than giving other girls eating disorders. This is turning into one of my favorite series, and it’s win-win. The guys can enjoy the pictures, and the ladies can enjoy the fact that cheerleaders are pathetic.

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:03:00 +0000

I was betting she thought Brady gave her “special” smiles and claims to other cheerleaders that she has more of a “real” figure even though at night she cries about her thighs.

She also talks shit on the girl that slept with Koolaid even though she had too many red bull and vodkas and blew the photographer on the swimsuit calendar trip.

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:57:00 +0000

Like Derek?