I am listening to ELO right now on slacker.com. No lipstick for me though.
02.27.08 at 11:39 am
futuremrsrickankiel
That MS Paint is so bad it’s good.
02.27.08 at 11:12 am
Spatula
Maybe Carter could reprise his interview with Larry Johnson from “Inside the NFL.”
02.27.08 at 11:05 am
The Last Unitard
It’s RO-BITCHIN’!
02.27.08 at 9:30 am
Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)
Hurray Beer!
Sorry I will take my he-man pj’s and leave now.
02.27.08 at 8:46 am
Otto Man
I’d like to thank UM for going with that photo and not one of Li’l Sean.
02.27.08 at 4:51 am
Pac 10 Sports
BDD should be elated that they’re essentially replacing him with his boy Cris Carter
02.27.08 at 3:10 am
yournamehere
I wonder if “expand into other opportunities” involves giving dollar handies at the bus depot.
02.27.08 at 2:31 am
smurphette
I thought I was your Snack Pack! Well played, James.
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Salisbury.
02.27.08 at 2:20 am
dickey simpkins
Hmmm open spot for intoxication and baseless predictions and analysis? Well, med school be damned, I’ll be sending my resume right quick.
02.27.08 at 1:47 am
James
somewhere john clayton is putting on lipstick and crossing his boss’s name off of his “people to kill” list while ELO plays softly in the background.
02.27.08 at 1:07 am
Jackin'4Beats
Q: Where can a perennial no talent backup QB get a job as an analyst trying to hold current players “accountable” for their actions on the field?
A: The Rorrdride Readel
Thanks ESPN for firing his ass. Fuck you for waiting 12 years to do it.
02.27.08 at 1:04 am
Francois Leroux Speedskater
Good liddance Sarisbuly!
Ten mirrion smirres fol this news.
02.27.08 at 12:46 am
Punch Rockgroin
Great. Before, when he was at ESPN, he was contained, and I could avoid him. Now, he’ll be popping up without notice.
This is when they let sex offenders out of prison, except with a sex offender.
02.27.08 at 12:40 am
bizzo5000
I’m on my way to drunk and very happy at this news. I’m very happy Salisbury can “expand” his “brand” in such venues as local peep shows future episodes of “Pro Vs. Joes”
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@ james:
I am listening to ELO right now on slacker.com. No lipstick for me though.
That MS Paint is so bad it’s good.
Maybe Carter could reprise his interview with Larry Johnson from “Inside the NFL.”
It’s RO-BITCHIN’!
Hurray Beer!
Sorry I will take my he-man pj’s and leave now.
I’d like to thank UM for going with that photo and not one of Li’l Sean.
BDD should be elated that they’re essentially replacing him with his boy Cris Carter
I wonder if “expand into other opportunities” involves giving dollar handies at the bus depot.
I thought I was your Snack Pack! Well played, James.
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Salisbury.
Hmmm open spot for intoxication and baseless predictions and analysis? Well, med school be damned, I’ll be sending my resume right quick.
somewhere john clayton is putting on lipstick and crossing his boss’s name off of his “people to kill” list while ELO plays softly in the background.
Q: Where can a perennial no talent backup QB get a job as an analyst trying to hold current players “accountable” for their actions on the field?
A: The Rorrdride Readel
Thanks ESPN for firing his ass.
Fuck you for waiting 12 years to do it.
Good liddance Sarisbuly!
Ten mirrion smirres fol this news.
Great. Before, when he was at ESPN, he was contained, and I could avoid him. Now, he’ll be popping up without notice.
This is when they let sex offenders out of prison, except with a sex offender.
I’m on my way to drunk and very happy at this news. I’m very happy Salisbury can “expand” his “brand” in such venues as local peep shows future episodes of “Pro Vs. Joes”