ESPN Sends Salisbury Back to the Bots

Sean Salisbury’s days at ESPN have come to an end. Tonight, the world mourns….


…I’m drunk.

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15 Responses to “ESPN Sends Salisbury Back to the Bots”

  1. bizzo5000 Says:

    I’m on my way to drunk and very happy at this news. I’m very happy Salisbury can “expand” his “brand” in such venues as local peep shows future episodes of “Pro Vs. Joes”

  2. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Great. Before, when he was at ESPN, he was contained, and I could avoid him. Now, he’ll be popping up without notice.

    This is when they let sex offenders out of prison, except with a sex offender.

  3. Francois Leroux Speedskater Says:

    Good liddance Sarisbuly!

    Ten mirrion smirres fol this news.

  4. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    Q: Where can a perennial no talent backup QB get a job as an analyst trying to hold current players “accountable” for their actions on the field?

    A: The Rorrdride Readel

    Thanks ESPN for firing his ass.
    Fuck you for waiting 12 years to do it.

  5. James Says:

    somewhere john clayton is putting on lipstick and crossing his boss’s name off of his “people to kill” list while ELO plays softly in the background.

  6. dickey simpkins Says:

    Hmmm open spot for intoxication and baseless predictions and analysis? Well, med school be damned, I’ll be sending my resume right quick.

  7. smurphette Says:

    I thought I was your Snack Pack! Well played, James.

    Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Salisbury.

  8. yournamehere Says:

    I wonder if “expand into other opportunities” involves giving dollar handies at the bus depot.

  9. Pac 10 Sports Says:

    BDD should be elated that they’re essentially replacing him with his boy Cris Carter

  10. Otto Man Says:

    I’d like to thank UM for going with that photo and not one of Li’l Sean.

  11. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) Says:

    Hurray Beer!

    Sorry I will take my he-man pj’s and leave now.

  12. The Last Unitard Says:

    It’s RO-BITCHIN’!

  13. Spatula Says:

    Maybe Carter could reprise his interview with Larry Johnson from “Inside the NFL.”

  14. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    That MS Paint is so bad it’s good.

  15. Ryan L Says:

    @ james:

    I am listening to ELO right now on slacker.com. No lipstick for me though.

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