ESPN Sends Salisbury Back to the Bots
Sean Salisbury’s days at ESPN have come to an end. Tonight, the world mourns….
…I’m drunk.
Tags: announcers, ESPN, i miss making fun of this douche, i'm drunk, really bad MS Paint, Unsilent Majority
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February 27th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I’m on my way to drunk and very happy at this news. I’m very happy Salisbury can “expand” his “brand” in such venues as local peep shows future episodes of “Pro Vs. Joes”
February 27th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Great. Before, when he was at ESPN, he was contained, and I could avoid him. Now, he’ll be popping up without notice.
This is when they let sex offenders out of prison, except with a sex offender.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Good liddance Sarisbuly!
Ten mirrion smirres fol this news.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Q: Where can a perennial no talent backup QB get a job as an analyst trying to hold current players “accountable” for their actions on the field?
A: The Rorrdride Readel
Thanks ESPN for firing his ass.
Fuck you for waiting 12 years to do it.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:47 am
somewhere john clayton is putting on lipstick and crossing his boss’s name off of his “people to kill” list while ELO plays softly in the background.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Hmmm open spot for intoxication and baseless predictions and analysis? Well, med school be damned, I’ll be sending my resume right quick.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:31 am
I thought I was your Snack Pack! Well played, James.
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Salisbury.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:10 am
I wonder if “expand into other opportunities” involves giving dollar handies at the bus depot.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:51 am
BDD should be elated that they’re essentially replacing him with his boy Cris Carter
February 27th, 2008 at 8:46 am
I’d like to thank UM for going with that photo and not one of Li’l Sean.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Hurray Beer!
Sorry I will take my he-man pj’s and leave now.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:05 am
It’s RO-BITCHIN’!
February 27th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Maybe Carter could reprise his interview with Larry Johnson from “Inside the NFL.”
February 27th, 2008 at 11:39 am
That MS Paint is so bad it’s good.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:50 am
@ james:
I am listening to ELO right now on slacker.com. No lipstick for me though.