Eeeeeeeevil Peyton!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Arizona police will never find the tanks of deadly CX gas I’ve hidden under the stadium! None will survive! No one will ever outshine me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tags: evil peyton, goatees
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February 1st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Now according to FKS that goatee makes him a douchebag, right? Or was it an asshole???
February 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I mean, he’s not exactly a dreamboat most of the time, but grossss. Soul patches are excellent indicators of colossal douchebags.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
There’s a city statute that requires all men between the ages of 19 and 31 in Indianapolis to have a goatee. It’s true.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
[gas valves fly open]
February 1st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
He wants you too, Malachi. He wants you too.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
peyton’s ability to grow facial hair matches that of an 11-year-old’s.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Hopefully facial hair allows one to find open receivers in the playoffs.
/still bitter
February 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Alan wins.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
@quiet strength
I’ve fashioned a goatee on to myself but it’s not on my face. So I guess you’re right.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Now he’s just one chin shaving away from joining the Village People.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Just in time for Little League/Molesting season.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
wash u face
February 1st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Dude, goatees don’t equal evil. Handlebar moustaches, however…
February 1st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Dude, goatees don’t equal evil.
Evil Spock, Evil Knight Rider, and Evil Cartman all beg to differ.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
@otto man
eeevil shenanigans!
February 1st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!
February 1st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Don’t forget Flexo…
February 1st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
@ Quiet Strength:
Being from the nap, never there been a truer assement ever posted on this site.
/cuts self with razor, applies tp
February 1st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Priceless Pep Talk: Worried that you look like a pasty, fey NFL quarterback? Tired of being the recipient of endless atomic wedgies at the hands of your Kicker?
One word: Goatee.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Methinks you’re thinking of VX gas.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
@Otto:
MMMMM, Piiiistol Whip
February 1st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Is that a goatee on Peyton or just a bullseye for Kenny Chesney?
February 1st, 2008 at 5:42 pm
But FutureMrs. Flexo was the good Bender.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Can it, jerkwad!
Nah, I’m just joshing. You’re all right.
/stands corrected
February 1st, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Peyton actually looks better with the prison vagina than without it.
There, I said it.
February 1st, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Since when is Peyton Manning capable of growing facial hair?
February 1st, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Why is Scott Peterson still on TV?
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 am
How could I forget Flexo?
Must’ve been my ass whiplash acting up again.