Eeeeeeeevil Peyton!
02.01.08
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Arizona police will never find the tanks of deadly CX gas I’ve hidden under the stadium! None will survive! No one will ever outshine me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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How could I forget Flexo?
Must’ve been my ass whiplash acting up again.
Why is Scott Peterson still on TV?
Since when is Peyton Manning capable of growing facial hair?
Peyton actually looks better with the prison vagina than without it.
There, I said it.
Can it, jerkwad!
Nah, I’m just joshing. You’re all right.
/stands corrected
But FutureMrs. Flexo was the good Bender.
Is that a goatee on Peyton or just a bullseye for Kenny Chesney?
@Otto:
MMMMM, Piiiistol Whip
Methinks you’re thinking of VX gas.
Priceless Pep Talk: Worried that you look like a pasty, fey NFL quarterback? Tired of being the recipient of endless atomic wedgies at the hands of your Kicker?
One word: Goatee.
@ Quiet Strength:
Being from the nap, never there been a truer assement ever posted on this site.
/cuts self with razor, applies tp
Don’t forget Flexo…
I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!
@otto man
eeevil shenanigans!
Dude, goatees don’t equal evil.
Evil Spock, Evil Knight Rider, and Evil Cartman all beg to differ.
Dude, goatees don’t equal evil. Handlebar moustaches, however…
wash u face
Just in time for Little League/Molesting season.
Now he’s just one chin shaving away from joining the Village People.
@quiet strength
I’ve fashioned a goatee on to myself but it’s not on my face. So I guess you’re right.
Alan wins.
Hopefully facial hair allows one to find open receivers in the playoffs.
/still bitter
peyton’s ability to grow facial hair matches that of an 11-year-old’s.
He wants you too, Malachi. He wants you too.
[gas valves fly open]
There’s a city statute that requires all men between the ages of 19 and 31 in Indianapolis to have a goatee. It’s true.
I mean, he’s not exactly a dreamboat most of the time, but grossss. Soul patches are excellent indicators of colossal douchebags.
Now according to FKS that goatee makes him a douchebag, right? Or was it an asshole???