Comments on: DEBACLED!

By: Andre Bolster

Andre Bolster — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:15:02 +0000

Hehe, wirklich gut. Komme jetzt

By: BEHM777

BEHM777 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:43:00 +0000

I have already made my peace with the Zorn situation. Heck, I didn’t know who Joe Gibbs was in ’81 when he was hired. Wait…Bobby Beathard found Joe Gibbs. Beathard was a real GM. Vinny Cerrato is, um, erruh, Vinny Cerrato.

/sucks thumb in corner

By: lukedmartin

lukedmartin — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:08:00 +0000

I’m appalled that Five Guys was even compared to Johnny Rockets. You can’t compare filet mignon to Michael Vick’s Hot Dog Surprise. Five Guys rake re smirre, Johnny Rockets rake re romet.

Furthermore, I applaud what Snyder’s doing here. New coaches every year, along with atrocious salaries. I can’t wait until 2014, when the ‘skins are at $200 million above the cap and have Antwaan Randel El at quarterback with David Tyree and David Patton as Snyder’s newest top flight wide receivers.

By: Ken Dynamo

Ken Dynamo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:55:00 +0000

five guys is fucking delicious.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:26:00 +0000

permanent4:
Griffon at Busch Gardens Williamsburg is the new hotness. It destroys apollo’s chariot. its worth the 30-45 minute wait for the first drop alone; trust me.

By: rukrusher

rukrusher — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:22:00 +0000

Did Uniwatch write a whole essay on the new Maroon and Black color scheme?

By: ben

ben — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:17:00 +0000

This hiring cycle has been so bizarre. John Harbaugh in Baltimore? Mike Smith in Atlanta? Tony Sparano in Miami? Zorn in DC? None of these guys have ever been a Head Coach of ANYTHING, not even a high school team!

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:45:00 +0000

League sources tell us that Holmgren's assistants have been relegated to duties such as combing plankton out of the coach's beard and collecting his discarded ambergris.

Damn Maj, I see someone is still bitter about two Qwest Field spankings in the playoffs. You can take your accurate, spot-on Mike Holmgren insults and stick them up your ass!

By: Permanent4

Permanent4 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:32:00 +0000

I haven’t been to a Six Flags park in about five years. The ones I went to were total dumps — bad park layout and low-quality ride maintenance. We had to wait 30 minutes for someone to come wipe up seat vomit. It’s a roller coaster. Keep some disinfectant at a shammy in the fucking control room!

I’m going to Busch Gardens Williamsburg in May. Apollo’s Chariot is the mutt’s nuts.

By: Rally Monkey Spanker

Rally Monkey Spanker — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:14:00 +0000

My condolences on your new coach. But hey, if a coaching neaderthal like Coughlin can change and go on to win the Super Bowl, who knows what El Zorno can do? It is the NFC!

Snyder if definitely playing the Ray Babbitt to Jones' Charlie Babbitt. I'll be sure when Snyder admits he buys his underwear at K-Mart.

And this deluded East Coaster has only been to Johnny Rockets once, and it was horrible. The only thing they go all out on is the price.