Comments on: YYYYAAAHHH!!! Welkaaah’s Gettin’ Whiteaaahh!

By: Food City Match-Ups: The NBA Playoffs- (1) Boston vs. (8) Atlanta « TGI McFunster’s!

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:04:37 +0000

[...] the jump: The only black people Boston can tolerate beat up a bunch of sweet, innocent [...]

By: Jeff Hawkins

Jeff Hawkins — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:26:00 +0000

I have to ask where you got the pic from, since I have a similar idea for an ad campaign :)

By: John

John — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:17:00 +0000

Actually, I disagree. I find the Boston racist posts pretty darn hilarious. I find the angry/defensive/profane Bostonian fan responses to the posts even more hilarious.

(Angry Boston fan response in 3…2…)

By: Ben-T

Ben-T — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:07:00 +0000

"The point isn't that they're not funny, dumbass. The point is that they're all relatively simple. It's the writing and creativity that makes them great, not their complexity." - larry B

Haha for somebody that delights in making fun of Bostonians for being crass, it's comical that you are unable to engage in a civil conversation for more than two posts, you fucking savage.

I'm not the one that asserted that KSK's bits are the same time and time again, you were. You pointed out that their other bits have many recurring themes, but are still funny. I agree. And I agree that the reason is that even though they do revisit those same themes time and again, they remain creative for other reasons.

That isn't the case with the Boston posts. They don't stay fresh. It isn't revisiting recurring themes in creative & funny ways, its just the same joke over and over. A Boston sports fan says he loves "Welkah" because hes not a "Dahkie". Okay, I get it. I don't at all mind KSK making fun of Boston sports or it's fans, that is besides the point. In fact Peyton's Fuck You To Massachusetts after last year's AFC title game was hilarious.

This is not.

By: stankbox

stankbox — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:18:00 +0000

People from Boston are out of their minds. FYI, looking like you are living the blue collar life isn’t impressive. Not shaving for two weeks means you have another 2 months off before you have to catch another ship, you Mass Maritime degenerate.

Peter King’s breath smells like Brady’s dick, I bet. Ask Welkah.

By: larry b

larry b — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:19:00 +0000

The point isn’t that they’re not funny, dumbass. The point is that they’re all relatively simple. It’s the writing and creativity that makes them great, not their complexity.

By: John

John — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:47:00 +0000

The greatest thing about all of these jokes about Boston fans being racist (which they are) is reading the responses by Boston fans. Boston fans make it almost too easy for everyone else to taunt them. You just know they’re going to overreact to whatever you say.

By: Ben-T

Ben-T — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:47:00 +0000

“Also, I like how your main complaint is that the bit is “the same two jokes over and over again.” Yeah, that’s totally different than any of the other popular bits KSK does.” – larry b

Fair enough. Though I’m not sure that arguing that nothing KSK does is funny is the point you were trying to make.

By: BaCsonkaDonk

BaCsonkaDonk — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:31:00 +0000

Let’s not forget everyone’s favorite running joke: the alacrity with which Peter King performs sex acts on (or has sex acts performed on him by) certain NFL QBs.

Also note that Rivers has a wife and kids. So it’s celibacy for thee, but not for me.

By: Chip Fu

Chip Fu — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:07:00 +0000

@ andrew: that was a very thoughtful, coherent, convincing argument that you posted.

Thank you.