Comments on: You Must Be Another Handsome Boy Graduate

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:18:00 +0000

wait what

Women think Kyle Boller and/or Steve McNair and/or Troy Smith (I forget which one is the backup these days) is sexy? Fuck, this explains why I’m single. Bitches be crazy! It’s so obvious!

By: Ben-T

Ben-T — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:54:00 +0000

lmfao great post.

By: BeckEye

BeckEye — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:49:00 +0000

Did you hear there was a poll done by some cheesy dating site? They asked women to rank their top “hot” QBs and Tom Brady actually finished #7, BELOW doofy Eli Manning. The backup QB from the Ravens came in first. He looks like a date rapist, so apparently, that’s what we chicks like.

By: Jack N

Jack N — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:37:00 +0000

In a past life, Brady must have been a kid one of Jerry’s kids with a terminal illness.

By: allie

allie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:08:00 +0000

psh, who doesn’t have a homosexual attraction to tom brady?

liars. that’s who.

By: Rant_Casey

Rant_Casey — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:02:00 +0000

You know some-a-times it’s not-a that-a easy.
It’s not all a cup-a-cakes and a jesus juice like you might assume.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:59:00 +0000

“If it were not for Handsome Boy Modeling School, I would still have sixty dollars.”

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:57:00 +0000

Prince Paul and Automator made me the best model in all the Balkan countries put together.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:32:00 +0000

My pleasure UU.

Here's the segment before it, where the other main quotes from the album come from.

"Bring your beautiful face, and a check for sixty dollar, down to our swank offices, located down on Route 9, behind the carpet warehouse..."

By: Chip Fu

Chip Fu — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:27:00 +0000

Anti-marmalard?

[balls up wonka wrapper, throws through reinforced concrete wall]