Comments on: YOU GET YOUR ASS TO MEXICO SO I CAN FINISH MY BRISKET!!!!! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mike http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38702 Mike Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38702 Fantastic. I especially liked the "Brazilian asshole" line, which seemed straight out of the Ufford playbook.<br/><br/>Keeping us guessing 'til the byline. A fun new activity at KSK. And with Ape on his roll, good days indeed. Fantastic. I especially liked the “Brazilian asshole” line, which seemed straight out of the Ufford playbook.

Keeping us guessing ’til the byline. A fun new activity at KSK. And with Ape on his roll, good days indeed.

]]> By: Andrew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38701 Andrew Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38701 That was the best Wade & Jerry in a while ... Ugly Sweaty, Iroquois schoolhouse, Earl of Sandwich? All classic BDD. <br/><br/>And like Jackin'4beats, I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan, but I love Wade and Jerry's exploits. Can't get enough of them.<br/><br/>Keep up the good work, Drew. That was the best Wade & Jerry in a while … Ugly Sweaty, Iroquois schoolhouse, Earl of Sandwich? All classic BDD.

And like Jackin’4beats, I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan, but I love Wade and Jerry’s exploits. Can’t get enough of them.

Keep up the good work, Drew.

]]> By: bloodyhandedgod http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38685 bloodyhandedgod Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38685 Other than my name being Robert and his embarrasssing our name worse than Robert Downey Jr. playing "Iron Man." <br/><br/>*weeps silently at the fact that my favorite comic book hero as a child will be a disaster of epic proportion. even drunk I am only barely able to fantasize it into a movie classic*<br/><br/>Alright, I'm ok now. Thx for the response Drew. Other than my name being Robert and his embarrasssing our name worse than Robert Downey Jr. playing “Iron Man.”

*weeps silently at the fact that my favorite comic book hero as a child will be a disaster of epic proportion. even drunk I am only barely able to fantasize it into a movie classic*

Alright, I’m ok now. Thx for the response Drew.

]]> By: Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38683 Big Daddy Drew Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38683 Robert is banned, so any comment he makes goes right into the disposal.<br/><br/>Because he's an idiot. Robert is banned, so any comment he makes goes right into the disposal.

Because he’s an idiot.

]]> By: bloodyhandedgod http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38672 bloodyhandedgod Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:06:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38672 Hmm. There was some ESPN-like editing here since this morning. Some `Robert` was psouting off.<br/><br/>Why would it be edited out , Why does my question mark button again not work ... Hmm. There was some ESPN-like editing here since this morning. Some `Robert` was psouting off.

Why would it be edited out , Why does my question mark button again not work …

]]> By: Jeffrey http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38664 Jeffrey Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38664 I think in reality, they'd tap Brad "fumbles" Johnson to head south to save Romo from Jessica's dreaded vaginal fluids and estrogenical treachery. They've got nothing to loose if Brad gets case of montezuma's revenge...after all Drew Bledsoe is still on waivers, right? I think in reality, they’d tap Brad “fumbles” Johnson to head south to save Romo from Jessica’s dreaded vaginal fluids and estrogenical treachery. They’ve got nothing to loose if Brad gets case of montezuma’s revenge…after all Drew Bledsoe is still on waivers, right?

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38661 Slash Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38661 I enjoyed the (sweaty) after Wade's name. That shit was funny. <br/><br/>They're running some new TV spot with Jerry in it. I don't even know what it's for, I'm so distracted by his frighteningly tightened face. And disappointed that it doesn't end with him screaming, "YEEEEEHAWWW, I AM FUCKING CRAZY!" I enjoyed the (sweaty) after Wade’s name. That shit was funny.

They’re running some new TV spot with Jerry in it. I don’t even know what it’s for, I’m so distracted by his frighteningly tightened face. And disappointed that it doesn’t end with him screaming, “YEEEEEHAWWW, I AM FUCKING CRAZY!”

]]> By: Jay http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38566 Jay Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38566 Choke under the rolls of his own fat, or choke on the nine hundredth chicken drumstick the fat sack of shit chows down since breakfast? I like the first one, it's more natural. Choke under the rolls of his own fat, or choke on the nine hundredth chicken drumstick the fat sack of shit chows down since breakfast? I like the first one, it’s more natural.

]]> By: smeos http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38564 smeos Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38564 Or you could just like, stop reading it and shit.<br/><br/>Or choke. That would be good too. Or you could just like, stop reading it and shit.

Or choke. That would be good too.

]]> By: Gourmet Spud http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can.html/comment-page-1#comment-38563 Gourmet Spud Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/you-get-your-ass-to-mexico-so-i-can-finish-my-brisket.html#comment-38563 Random haters - irrefutable evidence that BDD has reached the big time.<br/><br/>Any J-Buggish buddies you want to throw out so the attacks can become more pointed? Mikey Cheesedick, Pete the Rapist, and the like? Random haters – irrefutable evidence that BDD has reached the big time.

Any J-Buggish buddies you want to throw out so the attacks can become more pointed? Mikey Cheesedick, Pete the Rapist, and the like?

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