Well Well Well, If It Isn’t Phil "Captain S–thead" Luckett


Isn’t this asshole supposed to be working in the NAIA right now? Jesus. I wouldn’t hire this guy to do my taxes. What a fucking idiot.

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64 Responses to “Well Well Well, If It Isn’t Phil "Captain S–thead" Luckett”

  1. Christmas Ape Says:

    It wasn’t Pete Morelli again?

    /puts away letter bomb

  2. Laughing Week Says:

    It’s hard, because I really don’t want to face the Colts, but I really hate Phillip Rivers. Go… Chargers? I guess?

  3. dickey simpkins Says:

    How excited are the Pats if the Chargers win? The hooded hobgoblin vs crater face in the AFC championship game?

  4. Christmas Ape Says:

    Well, at least Roethlisberger isn’t the only QB this postseason to be picked by a lineman.

  5. allie Says:

    laughing week, I hear that. trying to root for the chargers in this game is like giving myself a root canal.

  6. Christmas Ape Says:

    The officiating in this game is spectacularly bad.

  7. Laughing Week Says:

    It’s really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren’t they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?

  8. Grimey Says:

    Darren Sproles is tiny and fast

  9. dickey simpkins Says:

    Wow……Sproles just fucked that shit up.

  10. Laughing Week Says:

    Wait, San Diego scored, yet there was no flag? That’s unpossible!

  11. Christmas Ape Says:

    Rivers with the self-inflicted injury. He’s ready to join the Emo Eagles.

  12. Christmas Ape Says:

    They booed the girl in the Pats jersey!

    Kudos, Colts fans

  13. Grimey Says:

    Philip Rivers just might be football’s John Rocker… lucky he’s in Indianapolis where they think batteries are expensive

  14. Christmas Ape Says:

    Another bullshit flag with the PI

  15. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    hahahah Ape, I saw that too! Thats fucking hysterical.

  16. Grimey Says:

    I can’t believe the Oakland kid didn’t bludgeon the Colts mascot with his trophy

  17. Rant_Casey Says:

    That PI call was the worst one yet.

  18. SlideShow Bob Says:

    i think they might hav flown in the refs from that USA/Soviet basketball game ages ago.

    They r making it really hard for me to root for the Colts.

  19. allie Says:

    I swear to god, I no longer understand what pass interference even is.

  20. Christmas Ape Says:

    Billy Volek: Please don’t ask anybody.

  21. dickey simpkins Says:

    The Colts are being so fucking stupid that I’m actually gaining respect for Rivers.

  22. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    Look at that little Meggett run

  23. Winston B. Mcpotsworthy Says:

    Looks like the Colts installed the Cover White Guy defense.

  24. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    If Harrison and Jammer are standing side by side, shouldn’t that be pass interference?

  25. Christmas Ape Says:

    Anthony Fucking Gonzalez

  26. Christmas Ape Says:

    That’s some nice footwork, Anthony.

  27. dickey simpkins Says:

    How the hell does he keep that foot in?

  28. Brother Mouzone Says:

    I almost assumed he was out. That was pretty nifty shit from Gonzalez.

    But yeah, these refs almost have me rooting for the Chargers.

  29. Christmas Ape Says:

    If the Chargers lose this game by less than two scores, there’s going to be a firestorm of protest over that holding call on the interception return.

  30. Pemulis Says:

    i thought that burger town/butt xeroxing commercial was funny, but now that i’ve seen it 3 million times i think its officially lost its charm.

  31. Grimey Says:

    Hey look! It’s Erin!

  32. Laughing Week Says:

    If the Chargers somehow make a comeback and win this game without LT and with Billy Volek at quarterback, I’m going to be really amused

  33. Grimey Says:

    And by Erin, I mean Erin.

  34. Christmas Ape Says:

    The midget Sprint Speed commercial is making me hate Peter Dinklage.

  35. Brother Mouzone Says:

    The Colts are struggling with the screen just a bit.

  36. Grimey Says:

    Negadu what?

  37. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    When did the Seahawks D replace the Colts D?

  38. Grimey Says:

    Peyton Manning: wants more
    Philip Rivers: content

  39. dickey simpkins Says:

    Could the Colts choke any more?

  40. Christmas Ape Says:

    Feel the Volektricity!

  41. Grimey Says:

    Billy Volek, your starting quarterback for the 2008 Atlanta Falcons

  42. Laughing Week Says:

    Are the Chargers good? I truly did not think this way the case

  43. Winston B. Mcpotsworthy Says:

    Peyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven’t finished the calculations.

  44. allie Says:

    the chargers are definitely good… I just don’t know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they blow this.

  45. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Dan Dierdorf shows off his math skills once again.

    And on a side note, with the refs - I’m surprised that 3rd down pass to Wayne wasn’t PI.

  46. Christmas Ape Says:

    Dallas Fucking Clark with a big fucking catch

  47. Laughing Week Says:

    Who wants to choke this game away more? That’s what we’re about to find out

  48. Brother Mouzone Says:

    Did Norval just say “Fuck me!” with a lead?

  49. Grimey Says:

    Fuck me that was a good punt

  50. Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Says:

    Best part about this game: Marmalade’s clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe’d. I’m pretty sure he’d try to play if LT wasn’t sidelined too.

  51. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Whats with the Addai passes? Hasn’t Dallas Clark shown he’s clutch?

  52. Laughing Week Says:

    Wow, what a hit on by McCree

  53. Winston B. Mcpotsworthy Says:

    Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM, that hit might take the head off the Colts postseason.

  54. Grimey Says:

    McCree should probably find a safehouse

  55. Christmas Ape Says:

    McCree, of course, was the goat of last year’s Chargers loss for fumbling the INT.

  56. Christmas Ape Says:

    DFC drops the biggest one

  57. Laughing Week Says:

    Forgot about that one Christmas Ape

    Phillip Rivers is, and I feel safe saying this, a GIGANTIC tool

    Peyton Manning is the very definition of stoicism in the face of adversity

  58. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Now there’s going to be screaming for a holding on that pass.

  59. Brother Mouzone Says:

    I was excited to see SD lock it up, and then CBS cuts to Marmalard talking shit to Colts fans.

  60. dickey simpkins Says:

    Great, now the Patriots get to dissect the Chargers like a fucking frog next week.

  61. smurphette Says:

    Yeah, I don’t even know what to say. Go Packers? FUCK.

  62. Robert Ullman Says:

    Fuck fuck fuck. Can we just call the rest of the season now and pick back up in September?

  63. Stephen Says:

    YOU BETTA AX SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!

    I love the Marmalard posts, but I’m actually a Rivers fan. I’m a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia’s boy. And finding out that he’s an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.

  64. J.L. White Says:

    I’m sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity….did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?

    Okay, back to cursing an unjust God. Toodles!

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