Well Well Well, If It Isn’t Phil "Captain S–thead" Luckett

Isn’t this asshole supposed to be working in the NAIA right now? Jesus. I wouldn’t hire this guy to do my taxes. What a fucking idiot.
Tags: bad calls, cromartie deserves better but marmalard doesn't






January 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
It wasn’t Pete Morelli again?
/puts away letter bomb
January 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
It’s hard, because I really don’t want to face the Colts, but I really hate Phillip Rivers. Go… Chargers? I guess?
January 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
How excited are the Pats if the Chargers win? The hooded hobgoblin vs crater face in the AFC championship game?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Well, at least Roethlisberger isn’t the only QB this postseason to be picked by a lineman.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
laughing week, I hear that. trying to root for the chargers in this game is like giving myself a root canal.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The officiating in this game is spectacularly bad.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
It’s really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren’t they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Darren Sproles is tiny and fast
January 13th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Wow……Sproles just fucked that shit up.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Wait, San Diego scored, yet there was no flag? That’s unpossible!
January 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Rivers with the self-inflicted injury. He’s ready to join the Emo Eagles.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
They booed the girl in the Pats jersey!
Kudos, Colts fans
January 13th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Philip Rivers just might be football’s John Rocker… lucky he’s in Indianapolis where they think batteries are expensive
January 13th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Another bullshit flag with the PI
January 13th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
hahahah Ape, I saw that too! Thats fucking hysterical.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I can’t believe the Oakland kid didn’t bludgeon the Colts mascot with his trophy
January 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
That PI call was the worst one yet.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
i think they might hav flown in the refs from that USA/Soviet basketball game ages ago.
They r making it really hard for me to root for the Colts.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I swear to god, I no longer understand what pass interference even is.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Billy Volek: Please don’t ask anybody.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
The Colts are being so fucking stupid that I’m actually gaining respect for Rivers.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Look at that little Meggett run
January 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Looks like the Colts installed the Cover White Guy defense.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
If Harrison and Jammer are standing side by side, shouldn’t that be pass interference?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Anthony Fucking Gonzalez
January 13th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
That’s some nice footwork, Anthony.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
How the hell does he keep that foot in?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I almost assumed he was out. That was pretty nifty shit from Gonzalez.
But yeah, these refs almost have me rooting for the Chargers.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
If the Chargers lose this game by less than two scores, there’s going to be a firestorm of protest over that holding call on the interception return.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
i thought that burger town/butt xeroxing commercial was funny, but now that i’ve seen it 3 million times i think its officially lost its charm.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Hey look! It’s Erin!
January 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
If the Chargers somehow make a comeback and win this game without LT and with Billy Volek at quarterback, I’m going to be really amused
January 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
And by Erin, I mean Erin.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
The midget Sprint Speed commercial is making me hate Peter Dinklage.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
The Colts are struggling with the screen just a bit.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Negadu what?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
When did the Seahawks D replace the Colts D?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Peyton Manning: wants more
Philip Rivers: content
January 13th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Could the Colts choke any more?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Feel the Volektricity!
January 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Billy Volek, your starting quarterback for the 2008 Atlanta Falcons
January 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Are the Chargers good? I truly did not think this way the case
January 13th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Peyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven’t finished the calculations.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
the chargers are definitely good… I just don’t know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they blow this.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Dan Dierdorf shows off his math skills once again.
And on a side note, with the refs - I’m surprised that 3rd down pass to Wayne wasn’t PI.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Dallas Fucking Clark with a big fucking catch
January 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Who wants to choke this game away more? That’s what we’re about to find out
January 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Did Norval just say “Fuck me!” with a lead?
January 13th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Fuck me that was a good punt
January 13th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Best part about this game: Marmalade’s clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe’d. I’m pretty sure he’d try to play if LT wasn’t sidelined too.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Whats with the Addai passes? Hasn’t Dallas Clark shown he’s clutch?
January 13th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Wow, what a hit on by McCree
January 13th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM, that hit might take the head off the Colts postseason.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
McCree should probably find a safehouse
January 13th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
McCree, of course, was the goat of last year’s Chargers loss for fumbling the INT.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
DFC drops the biggest one
January 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Forgot about that one Christmas Ape
Phillip Rivers is, and I feel safe saying this, a GIGANTIC tool
Peyton Manning is the very definition of stoicism in the face of adversity
January 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Now there’s going to be screaming for a holding on that pass.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I was excited to see SD lock it up, and then CBS cuts to Marmalard talking shit to Colts fans.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Great, now the Patriots get to dissect the Chargers like a fucking frog next week.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Yeah, I don’t even know what to say. Go Packers? FUCK.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Fuck fuck fuck. Can we just call the rest of the season now and pick back up in September?
January 13th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
YOU BETTA AX SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I love the Marmalard posts, but I’m actually a Rivers fan. I’m a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia’s boy. And finding out that he’s an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I’m sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity….did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?
Okay, back to cursing an unjust God. Toodles!