I’m sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity….did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?
Okay, back to cursing an unjust God. Toodles!
01.13.08 at 5:44 pm
Stephen
YOU BETTA AX SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I love the Marmalard posts, but I’m actually a Rivers fan. I’m a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia’s boy. And finding out that he’s an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.
01.13.08 at 5:20 pm
Robert Ullman
Fuck fuck fuck. Can we just call the rest of the season now and pick back up in September?
01.13.08 at 5:19 pm
smurphette
Yeah, I don’t even know what to say. Go Packers? FUCK.
01.13.08 at 5:18 pm
dickey simpkins
Great, now the Patriots get to dissect the Chargers like a fucking frog next week.
01.13.08 at 5:17 pm
Brother Mouzone
I was excited to see SD lock it up, and then CBS cuts to Marmalard talking shit to Colts fans.
01.13.08 at 5:17 pm
The Pirate Sloth
Now there’s going to be screaming for a holding on that pass.
01.13.08 at 5:17 pm
Laughing Week
Forgot about that one Christmas Ape
Phillip Rivers is, and I feel safe saying this, a GIGANTIC tool
Peyton Manning is the very definition of stoicism in the face of adversity
01.13.08 at 5:16 pm
Christmas Ape
DFC drops the biggest one
01.13.08 at 5:15 pm
Christmas Ape
McCree, of course, was the goat of last year’s Chargers loss for fumbling the INT.
01.13.08 at 5:15 pm
Grimey
McCree should probably find a safehouse
01.13.08 at 5:15 pm
Winston B. Mcpotsworthy
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM, that hit might take the head off the Colts postseason.
01.13.08 at 5:14 pm
Laughing Week
Wow, what a hit on by McCree
01.13.08 at 5:14 pm
The Pirate Sloth
Whats with the Addai passes? Hasn’t Dallas Clark shown he’s clutch?
01.13.08 at 5:13 pm
Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco
Best part about this game: Marmalade’s clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe’d. I’m pretty sure he’d try to play if LT wasn’t sidelined too.
01.13.08 at 5:13 pm
Grimey
Fuck me that was a good punt
01.13.08 at 5:05 pm
Brother Mouzone
Did Norval just say “Fuck me!” with a lead?
01.13.08 at 5:04 pm
Laughing Week
Who wants to choke this game away more? That’s what we’re about to find out
01.13.08 at 5:03 pm
Christmas Ape
Dallas Fucking Clark with a big fucking catch
01.13.08 at 5:03 pm
The Pirate Sloth
Dan Dierdorf shows off his math skills once again.
And on a side note, with the refs – I’m surprised that 3rd down pass to Wayne wasn’t PI.
01.13.08 at 5:02 pm
allie
the chargers are definitely good… I just don’t know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they blow this.
01.13.08 at 4:59 pm
Winston B. Mcpotsworthy
Peyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven’t finished the calculations.
01.13.08 at 4:56 pm
Laughing Week
Are the Chargers good? I truly did not think this way the case
01.13.08 at 4:56 pm
Grimey
Billy Volek, your starting quarterback for the 2008 Atlanta Falcons
01.13.08 at 4:56 pm
Christmas Ape
Feel the Volektricity!
01.13.08 at 4:55 pm
dickey simpkins
Could the Colts choke any more?
01.13.08 at 4:54 pm
Grimey
Peyton Manning: wants more Philip Rivers: content
01.13.08 at 4:54 pm
The Pirate Sloth
When did the Seahawks D replace the Colts D?
01.13.08 at 4:53 pm
Grimey
Negadu what?
01.13.08 at 4:53 pm
Brother Mouzone
The Colts are struggling with the screen just a bit.
01.13.08 at 4:51 pm
Christmas Ape
The midget Sprint Speed commercial is making me hate Peter Dinklage.
If the Chargers somehow make a comeback and win this game without LT and with Billy Volek at quarterback, I’m going to be really amused
01.13.08 at 4:48 pm
Grimey
Hey look! It’s Erin!
01.13.08 at 4:48 pm
Pemulis
i thought that burger town/butt xeroxing commercial was funny, but now that i’ve seen it 3 million times i think its officially lost its charm.
01.13.08 at 4:47 pm
Christmas Ape
If the Chargers lose this game by less than two scores, there’s going to be a firestorm of protest over that holding call on the interception return.
01.13.08 at 4:44 pm
Brother Mouzone
I almost assumed he was out. That was pretty nifty shit from Gonzalez.
But yeah, these refs almost have me rooting for the Chargers.
01.13.08 at 4:44 pm
dickey simpkins
How the hell does he keep that foot in?
01.13.08 at 4:42 pm
Christmas Ape
That’s some nice footwork, Anthony.
01.13.08 at 4:41 pm
Christmas Ape
Anthony Fucking Gonzalez
01.13.08 at 4:41 pm
The Pirate Sloth
If Harrison and Jammer are standing side by side, shouldn’t that be pass interference?
01.13.08 at 4:37 pm
Winston B. Mcpotsworthy
Looks like the Colts installed the Cover White Guy defense.
01.13.08 at 4:36 pm
Jackin'4Beats
Look at that little Meggett run
01.13.08 at 4:36 pm
dickey simpkins
The Colts are being so fucking stupid that I’m actually gaining respect for Rivers.
01.13.08 at 4:35 pm
Christmas Ape
Billy Volek: Please don’t ask anybody.
01.13.08 at 4:32 pm
allie
I swear to god, I no longer understand what pass interference even is.
01.13.08 at 4:30 pm
SlideShow Bob
i think they might hav flown in the refs from that USA/Soviet basketball game ages ago.
They r making it really hard for me to root for the Colts.
01.13.08 at 4:29 pm
Rant_Casey
That PI call was the worst one yet.
01.13.08 at 4:29 pm
Grimey
I can’t believe the Oakland kid didn’t bludgeon the Colts mascot with his trophy
01.13.08 at 4:28 pm
The Pirate Sloth
hahahah Ape, I saw that too! Thats fucking hysterical.
01.13.08 at 4:28 pm
Christmas Ape
Another bullshit flag with the PI
01.13.08 at 4:27 pm
Grimey
Philip Rivers just might be football’s John Rocker… lucky he’s in Indianapolis where they think batteries are expensive
01.13.08 at 4:25 pm
Christmas Ape
They booed the girl in the Pats jersey!
Kudos, Colts fans
01.13.08 at 4:22 pm
Christmas Ape
Rivers with the self-inflicted injury. He’s ready to join the Emo Eagles.
01.13.08 at 4:22 pm
Laughing Week
Wait, San Diego scored, yet there was no flag? That’s unpossible!
01.13.08 at 4:21 pm
dickey simpkins
Wow……Sproles just fucked that shit up.
01.13.08 at 4:21 pm
Grimey
Darren Sproles is tiny and fast
01.13.08 at 4:18 pm
Laughing Week
It’s really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren’t they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?
01.13.08 at 4:11 pm
Christmas Ape
The officiating in this game is spectacularly bad.
01.13.08 at 4:09 pm
allie
laughing week, I hear that. trying to root for the chargers in this game is like giving myself a root canal.
01.13.08 at 4:00 pm
Christmas Ape
Well, at least Roethlisberger isn’t the only QB this postseason to be picked by a lineman.
01.13.08 at 3:53 pm
dickey simpkins
How excited are the Pats if the Chargers win? The hooded hobgoblin vs crater face in the AFC championship game?
01.13.08 at 3:50 pm
Laughing Week
It’s hard, because I really don’t want to face the Colts, but I really hate Phillip Rivers. Go… Chargers? I guess?
I’m sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity….did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?
Okay, back to cursing an unjust God. Toodles!
YOU BETTA AX SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I love the Marmalard posts, but I’m actually a Rivers fan. I’m a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia’s boy. And finding out that he’s an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.
Fuck fuck fuck. Can we just call the rest of the season now and pick back up in September?
Yeah, I don’t even know what to say. Go Packers? FUCK.
Great, now the Patriots get to dissect the Chargers like a fucking frog next week.
I was excited to see SD lock it up, and then CBS cuts to Marmalard talking shit to Colts fans.
Now there’s going to be screaming for a holding on that pass.
Forgot about that one Christmas Ape
Phillip Rivers is, and I feel safe saying this, a GIGANTIC tool
Peyton Manning is the very definition of stoicism in the face of adversity
DFC drops the biggest one
McCree, of course, was the goat of last year’s Chargers loss for fumbling the INT.
McCree should probably find a safehouse
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM, that hit might take the head off the Colts postseason.
Wow, what a hit on by McCree
Whats with the Addai passes? Hasn’t Dallas Clark shown he’s clutch?
Best part about this game: Marmalade’s clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe’d. I’m pretty sure he’d try to play if LT wasn’t sidelined too.
Fuck me that was a good punt
Did Norval just say “Fuck me!” with a lead?
Who wants to choke this game away more? That’s what we’re about to find out
Dallas Fucking Clark with a big fucking catch
Dan Dierdorf shows off his math skills once again.
And on a side note, with the refs – I’m surprised that 3rd down pass to Wayne wasn’t PI.
the chargers are definitely good… I just don’t know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they blow this.
Peyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven’t finished the calculations.
Are the Chargers good? I truly did not think this way the case
Billy Volek, your starting quarterback for the 2008 Atlanta Falcons
Feel the Volektricity!
Could the Colts choke any more?
Peyton Manning: wants more
Philip Rivers: content
When did the Seahawks D replace the Colts D?
Negadu what?
The Colts are struggling with the screen just a bit.
The midget Sprint Speed commercial is making me hate Peter Dinklage.
And by Erin, I mean Erin.
If the Chargers somehow make a comeback and win this game without LT and with Billy Volek at quarterback, I’m going to be really amused
Hey look! It’s Erin!
i thought that burger town/butt xeroxing commercial was funny, but now that i’ve seen it 3 million times i think its officially lost its charm.
If the Chargers lose this game by less than two scores, there’s going to be a firestorm of protest over that holding call on the interception return.
I almost assumed he was out. That was pretty nifty shit from Gonzalez.
But yeah, these refs almost have me rooting for the Chargers.
How the hell does he keep that foot in?
That’s some nice footwork, Anthony.
Anthony Fucking Gonzalez
If Harrison and Jammer are standing side by side, shouldn’t that be pass interference?
Looks like the Colts installed the Cover White Guy defense.
Look at that little Meggett run
The Colts are being so fucking stupid that I’m actually gaining respect for Rivers.
Billy Volek: Please don’t ask anybody.
I swear to god, I no longer understand what pass interference even is.
i think they might hav flown in the refs from that USA/Soviet basketball game ages ago.
They r making it really hard for me to root for the Colts.
That PI call was the worst one yet.
I can’t believe the Oakland kid didn’t bludgeon the Colts mascot with his trophy
hahahah Ape, I saw that too! Thats fucking hysterical.
Another bullshit flag with the PI
Philip Rivers just might be football’s John Rocker… lucky he’s in Indianapolis where they think batteries are expensive
They booed the girl in the Pats jersey!
Kudos, Colts fans
Rivers with the self-inflicted injury. He’s ready to join the Emo Eagles.
Wait, San Diego scored, yet there was no flag? That’s unpossible!
Wow……Sproles just fucked that shit up.
Darren Sproles is tiny and fast
It’s really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren’t they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?
The officiating in this game is spectacularly bad.
laughing week, I hear that. trying to root for the chargers in this game is like giving myself a root canal.
Well, at least Roethlisberger isn’t the only QB this postseason to be picked by a lineman.
How excited are the Pats if the Chargers win? The hooded hobgoblin vs crater face in the AFC championship game?
It’s hard, because I really don’t want to face the Colts, but I really hate Phillip Rivers. Go… Chargers? I guess?
It wasn’t Pete Morelli again?
/puts away letter bomb