As a Dolphins fan, I think I’ve gone through each of the five stages of grief this season.
Denial-The first few games of the season, most of which were pretty close. “Hey, we’re hanging in there. We could pull this out.” Anger-The first Pats game. “49-7 at the half? Are you fucking kidding me?” Bargaining-Brady Bounty. ‘Nuff said. Depression-The second Jets game. “Fuck. We’re getting blown out at home by the fucking Jets. We’re really going to go 0-16. It’s really going to happen.” Acceptance-The Ravens game and the hiring of Parcells. “Oh, well. There’s always next year. And hey, we got the Tuna.”
Christ, I miss the days when going 9-7 and losing in the wild card round was a letdown.
01.03.08 at 5:17 pm
Sorgi's Sideline Receiver
I can see Lil’ Ronnie in the stands and he is not pleased after that loss. He’s gonna water pistol whip the next 12 year old ho he sees.
01.03.08 at 4:48 pm
smurphette
I come for the Philip Rivers haterade, but I stay for the Buzzsaw and Star Wars jokes.
01.03.08 at 4:47 pm
dickey simpkins
There is no hope for Cleveland. Also, these word verifications are starting to look like Hebrew.
01.03.08 at 4:41 pm
futuremrsrickankiel
“Maybe WE should kiss. To break the tension.”
– Jeff Fisher
01.03.08 at 4:11 pm
Pemulis
romeo crennel as princess leia is giving me a monster chubby
01.03.08 at 3:58 pm
Phony Gwynn
“PUSSY”
CLASSIC
01.03.08 at 3:46 pm
shouldBworkin
Where do you find those pics. Shit, best week in captions yet. +10
01.03.08 at 3:46 pm
Matt
Random Buzzsaw related question:
What are the odds that Leinart and Urlacher tag teamed Paris Hilton AND that Leinart cried the rest of the night?
Ed. Note: I don’t care how LT spells his name.
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As a Dolphins fan, I think I’ve gone through each of the five stages of grief this season.
Denial-The first few games of the season, most of which were pretty close. “Hey, we’re hanging in there. We could pull this out.”
Anger-The first Pats game. “49-7 at the half? Are you fucking kidding me?”
Bargaining-Brady Bounty. ‘Nuff said.
Depression-The second Jets game. “Fuck. We’re getting blown out at home by the fucking Jets. We’re really going to go 0-16. It’s really going to happen.”
Acceptance-The Ravens game and the hiring of Parcells. “Oh, well. There’s always next year. And hey, we got the Tuna.”
Christ, I miss the days when going 9-7 and losing in the wild card round was a letdown.
I can see Lil’ Ronnie in the stands and he is not pleased after that loss. He’s gonna water pistol whip the next 12 year old ho he sees.
I come for the Philip Rivers haterade, but I stay for the Buzzsaw and Star Wars jokes.
There is no hope for Cleveland. Also, these word verifications are starting to look like Hebrew.
“Maybe WE should kiss. To break the tension.”
– Jeff Fisher
romeo crennel as princess leia is giving me a monster chubby
“PUSSY”
CLASSIC
Where do you find those pics.
Shit, best week in captions yet. +10
Random Buzzsaw related question:
What are the odds that Leinart and Urlacher tag teamed Paris Hilton AND that Leinart cried the rest of the night?
wow…a sign that says “8-8 we’ll take it”???
Long live the Buzzsaw
Leitch is engorged