Our own Maj was a co-host of this week’s Blog Show with Jamie Mottram. And I really have only one thing to say about his appearance.
YOU MEAN HE’S NOT BLACK?!!!!?!?!?!
Well, that is a fucking tragedy. Like most of you, I had a certain vision of what our Maj would look like. I thought he was a big burly black man who became a centaur by night. I also hoped he’d be taller. And that he wouldn’t sound like a Time/Life operator.
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best line: “i really dont know what to say” maj should change his name to electra julianne moore. yes that is an assassins – 1995 movie reference that is quite fitting. hardly get to use any of those.
UM bears a striking resemblance to a young Jerry Krause.
I don’t get it.
So he’s half-black?
Well, at least Drew’s black.
stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.
I think he’s just used to using it at work.
“Order up!”
Yeah, that bell is pretty annoying. That sort of thing is PTI level hackish.
stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.
You mean he’s gonna stay this color?
UM, I like your moustache, celtics jersey and rap skills.
Next time I’ll be sure to appear in an episode of Macgyver.
I could have been piloting an FA-18 and that clip still would have put me to sleep.
1. I only liked the Maj because I thought he was black.
2. Mottram is a HOTTIE. I’d like more of that here, please.
Sen. Bill Frist has reviewed this video and is now ready to declare that UM is not in a persistent vegetative state.
Note to self: Get six pack of Genesis Ale on way home.
L’Chaim!
Mind if I do a j?
-The Dude
I liked Devang all the way until I saw the phrase “Do a Bowl”
Watching YouTube videos on YouTube must disturb the space/time continuum. And so does Unsilent’s sweatshirt!
Inaudible Majority?
It’s so weird to see a blogger for the first time. Like the first time I saw Stephen A. Smith.
Did you say “tensile strength” or “gentile strength?”
I dunno about looking jewish, but he does look like a giant douche.
/mumbles something
UM is like the Belichick of Blog Show with that hoodie on.
Not Black?// he has to be passing….
I don’t have any sound, but why did Mottram have Nice Guy Eddie Cabot on?
Jack Bogart, Cougar, what? Get the marbles outta your mouth Jamie!!
UM, did you do a bowl before getting on that show? You sure as fuck sounded like it!!
I dunno, the nose isn’t crooked enough for me to classify him as a jew.
Did they rouse you from a coma right before they shot that?
That was like watching Ben Stein on qualuudes.
That was so exciting I almost woke up.
Time/Life? I wish!
That’s the big league Drew, I’m down in the rookie league of Duron Paint Customer Service.