Unsilent Majority, Now In Convenient Person Form
Our own Maj was a co-host of this week’s Blog Show with Jamie Mottram. And I really have only one thing to say about his appearance.
YOU MEAN HE’S NOT BLACK?!!!!?!?!?!
Well, that is a fucking tragedy. Like most of you, I had a certain vision of what our Maj would look like. I thought he was a big burly black man who became a centaur by night. I also hoped he’d be taller. And that he wouldn’t sound like a Time/Life operator.
Tags: quit slouching young man, sounds awful jewey to me, Unsilent Majority, YUP HE'S HIGH
January 30th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Time/Life? I wish!
That’s the big league Drew, I’m down in the rookie league of Duron Paint Customer Service.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
That was so exciting I almost woke up.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Did they rouse you from a coma right before they shot that?
That was like watching Ben Stein on qualuudes.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Jack Bogart, Cougar, what? Get the marbles outta your mouth Jamie!!
UM, did you do a bowl before getting on that show? You sure as fuck sounded like it!!
I dunno, the nose isn’t crooked enough for me to classify him as a jew.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I don’t have any sound, but why did Mottram have Nice Guy Eddie Cabot on?
January 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Not Black?// he has to be passing….
January 30th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
UM is like the Belichick of Blog Show with that hoodie on.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
/mumbles something
January 30th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I dunno about looking jewish, but he does look like a giant douche.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Did you say “tensile strength” or “gentile strength?”
January 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
It’s so weird to see a blogger for the first time. Like the first time I saw Stephen A. Smith.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Inaudible Majority?
January 30th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Watching YouTube videos on YouTube must disturb the space/time continuum. And so does Unsilent’s sweatshirt!
January 30th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I liked Devang all the way until I saw the phrase “Do a Bowl”
January 30th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Mind if I do a j?
-The Dude
January 30th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Note to self: Get six pack of Genesis Ale on way home.
L’Chaim!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Sen. Bill Frist has reviewed this video and is now ready to declare that UM is not in a persistent vegetative state.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
1. I only liked the Maj because I thought he was black.
2. Mottram is a HOTTIE. I’d like more of that here, please.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I could have been piloting an FA-18 and that clip still would have put me to sleep.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Next time I’ll be sure to appear in an episode of Macgyver.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
UM, I like your moustache, celtics jersey and rap skills.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
You mean he’s gonna stay this color?
January 30th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Yeah, that bell is pretty annoying. That sort of thing is PTI level hackish.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.
I think he’s just used to using it at work.
“Order up!”
January 31st, 2008 at 3:46 am
Well, at least Drew’s black.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:02 am
I don’t get it.
So he’s half-black?
January 31st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
UM bears a striking resemblance to a young Jerry Krause.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:28 pm
best line: “i really dont know what to say” maj should change his name to electra julianne moore. yes that is an assassins – 1995 movie reference that is quite fitting. hardly get to use any of those.