Comments on: Ufford vs. The Maj. WHO YA GOT?

By: quiet strength

quiet strength — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:22:00 +0000

UM received Barack Obama’s endorsement Saturday night.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:53:00 +0000

Wow, what a brutal ending to an otherwise terrific game.

Chin up, UM. You'll have football legend Joe Gibbs back as coach next year! And the year after that! And ...

Right. Sorry.

By: deafjeff

deafjeff — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:48:00 +0000

Give me my damned shoe back!

By: Kolja

Kolja — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:11:00 +0000

Pirate-
You forgot Cowgirls Inc.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:36:00 +0000

I feel bad for the visiting Redskins fans. It’s going to rain on them and they’ll get hot coffee spilled on them by the lame Seattle fans.

What, you didn’t know that all we have is rain and coffee here?

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:37:00 +0000

no tongue!

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:40:00 +0000

And now, our parody of “Mad About You,” entitled “Mad About Shoe.”

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:11:00 +0000

Shoe, not show.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:09:00 +0000

did portis smell like otto's jacket at the time of signing? sure would explain alot.

Hey hey. Ix-nay on the ot-pay.

I think the show was signed by Jeff, not to Jeff. Portis was simply trying out a new persona for the playoffs -- a sassy, flamboyantly fabulous character named "Just Jeff!"

Wait 'til you see his endzone dance. I hear it involves two snaps in a Z formation.

By: swing4

swing4 — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:30:00 +0000

Does Uff realize he traded one uniform for another?

Interestingly, the ladies seem to find both irresistible. Hmmm, perhaps I have underestimated his sartorial genius.