The playoffs have arrived and half of the rooting interests of KSK writers have earned the right to be eliminated by the second round. Sadly flubby’s Raiders, Punter’s Bengals and Drew’s Vikings were cast by the NFL wayside. My poor injury ravaged Steelers will probably be starting a few tough looking traffic cones at safety and offensive line against a suddenly supa popula Jacksonville team (if you’re gonna beat us, at least have the courtesy to beat New England, you humps). We know at least one team will survive for the divisional round: Caveman’s Seahawks or the Maj’s Redskins. WHO YA GOT?
Captain Caveman_______Unsilent Majority
Pinstripe pants and flaming red button down shirt with Spanish
flourishes________Whatever fucking sneakers Gilbert Arenas is flacking
Killing hookers_______Smoking weed stolen from dead hookers
Calls in favors from
Marine friends__________Other Jew columnists
50-cent words_________50 Cent (kidding, he blows Kanye)
Iraq War___________Potomac, Md. money fight
The Big Lead______People of non-diminutive size who don’t play basketball
Antagonizing columnists at podunk newspapers___Making shitty bets
I want more like this!
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