Comments on: A Twinkle in Time

By: Angela Fauth

Angela Fauth — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:07:46 +0000

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By: Peter

Peter — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:11:00 +0000

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco :"Factual inaccuracies: Otto's right, no one is called Robert, It would be 'Bobby,' "Fauhkin Bahbby,' or "liddle Bahbby Shitcan.' Also, Brady would have been gang raped on his way to the cannery had he been wearing a NY hat, and there should have been at least one reference to murph, sully, and petey takin somebody's mom outside and 'fingha bahnged her wit a ball ping hammah.'"

hahaha that rules.

"little bahbby shitcan"

"finga banged her wit a ball ping hammah!"

goddamn. how do you guys even know how people in the masshole talk so well? its kind of uncanny. Still not as irritating and brainless sounding as "dialects" in jersey, looaung island or any where in the south. Massholes just generally talk more lude and tasteless than most of them except new yorkers

By: pain-ther fan

pain-ther fan — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:24:00 +0000

@ Chamomile & Slash

Shouldn't that be "good Will Hunting II, Hunting Season"?

Fucking classic ape,

By: the great bambi

the great bambi — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:15:00 +0000

matt dayyymon

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:27:00 +0000

RE Chamomiles Davis said…
That last part read like the aborted screenplay to Good Will Hunting II.

Word. In fact, I read parts of it aloud in Matt Damon’s voice.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:06:00 +0000

A tour de force effort Ape, with a real portrait of average Massholes – their inability to remember having a football team before 2001, being racist, being violently gay, having an accent that sounds like someone stomped their nuts back into their abdomen, and generally being retarded.

Also, it’s gotta bug the crap out of Massholes that outside of their wet dreams, Brady wears Yankees hats and spends his off days in NYC rather than Boston.

By: Crazy

Crazy — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:17:00 +0000

My name is Robert and I lived in Boston for a while. I don’t have a thick accent though

By: DeezeNutz

DeezeNutz — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:47:00 +0000

Mike

I said I liked the Pats rips. Did you actually read the comments. So I guess you “like” not “unlike”.

By: Joel

Joel — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:34:00 +0000

For the record, the Pats already have (had?) a black Welker: Troy Brown

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:32:00 +0000

I know you don't care what I think, Ape, but I think if you had gone for the BB alternate reality joke instead of the Brady one, it would have been funnier. The jokes in this post just seemed a little played out to me.

Unlike Deezenutz, I don't care that you rip on my team because you rip on every team. Fair is fair.