Too Many Mothaf–kas Spoofing My S–t
01.11.08
Jermaine Wiggins: Hey Brit.
Brett Favre: Hey Jermaine.
Jermaine: Heard you had a gig this weekend.
Brett: Yeh … yeh.
Jermaine: How’d that come about?
Brett: Oh. You know.
Had this project I’ve been working on for a while.
Jermaine: Do you need a tight end?
Brett: No … no. Don’t need a tight end.
Jermaine: Well, how’s that work then? I thought we were part of a band. A band of brothers. In the sibling, non-ethnic sense. Now I find myself with no projects of my own. I’m like a brother in the projects of no projects. I’m like a free… a free floating agent, but without an actual agent because I’m old and useless.
Brett: Well, I’m sorry Jermaine.
Mel Kiper, Jr.: Heeeeey guyyyyys.
Brett: Yeah. Hey Mel.
Mel: What’s going on?
Jermaine: Brit says he’s doing his own gig this weekend. Doesn’t need the band.
Mel: Oooooooh.
Why are you doing that, Brett?
Brett: It’s been going on a while. I’m surprised you haven’t heard about it.
Jermaine: Maybe I’ve just been caring a bit too much about the band. The band we started.
Brett: Is this going to be an issue?
Jermaine: I think it just might, Brit.
Mel: Are you guys going to fight? Like, physically? Like going at each other like wild rams? Banging up against each other and rolling around in the dirt with RAW VISCERAL energy? Get your animal urges flowing? I think you should do that.
Peter King: Erection? Present.
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“They did make some of their best music back then.”
“Rumors?”
“No, that’s all true.”
I don’t rap about bitches and hoes, I rap about witches and trolls…DON’T WEAR THE MAGICAL BLING-BLING!
What the hell show are we talking about?
HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords.”
If you’ve never seen it, start here.
Team Building Exercise ’99!
What the hell show are we talking about?
Just finished watching the season for the first time last night. Funny as hell. Didn’t know so many other people knew about it, seeing as I hadn’t even heard about it until I saw it three nights ago…
I dunno how hip I can be if I hate this show…even though I love 30 Rock and Arrested Development.
Wiggins’ first name is Jermaine.
I think you’ve gotta use honesty here… I mean…you know… it’s always the best policy. Like, the other day there was five… well maybe there was like four… really hot foreign chicks (either like Swedish or Korean) in my shop, and they were like “Dave, we wanna have a five way with you.” I just told them “Honestly, Okay.”
foux da fa fa?
@UU
They call me rhymenocerous, not because I’m fat or because I got birds on back. because I’m Horny! (horny)
just fyi, there is no ‘r’ in Jemaine’s name
Brett just wants to let PK know that a kiss is not a contract.
You’re so pretty, like a tree or a high class prostitute . . .
Dwayne Bowe-ie’s in SPAY-ACE
She’s a pastry chef and a sniper.
There aint no party like my Nana’s tea party
Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.
So Madden is Mel’s husband, right? Because he can drive them all over in the bus?
I wonder if Peter King cries when he reads posts like this one…
Good work (though I’m bound to favor any post that makes fun of that idiot).
I think PK took his shoes off … because it’s business time.
Well, Hiphopopotamus does have the lyrics that are bottomless…
word
Dick Vermeil- “i’m not crying, it’s an inflammation in my tear duct.”
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Who ya got ?
Croissant?
Tuesdays the night we go to your mothers house, wednesday is the night we make love. Conditions are perfect.
Baguette?
SANDWICH HIT MY FACE!
What the hell are you all talking about?
How come you don’t tickle me?
Fellow robots, or ‘robros’, what we have done is wrong. By destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities and tenancies, we too have been… well… it was kind of ironic.
The binary solo was priceless
They r much better live, The Humans R Dead is to this day stuck in my head.
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit DAH-ta back to Earth?
(I’ll bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you.)
Jermaine’s mistake was not going by J-Dog.
It’s street language. You know, you just take the first letter of your name and put dog on the end of it, and all the other dogs sort of respect you.
Put it together with the tape. The tape of love.
The sticky stuff.
She’s so hot, she’s making me sexist. Bitch.
just seeing that little puppy come out of that dog’s pussy was so beautiful
Warning this might be a spoiler for anyone that hasn’t seen the entire season of FotC.
Mel is now a Crazy Doggs fan.
Cheer up Aaron(Rodgers), you got a job, and all your limbs. People will call you gingerballs, they don’t know what to see, they just see gingerballs. GINGERBALLS!
Ape,
I just got the DVD for Christmas. I kept putting off watching it, but after having read this, I am definitely sitting down and watching the shit out of it this weekend.