1. Joe Gibbs announces his retirement leaving the average fan unmoved. The franchise looks to be heading in the right direction and the name Bill Cowher has us cautiously optimistic.

2.We begin to realize that all of Danny’s money can’t lure Cowher, so Gregg Williams becomes the favorite by default.

3. Vinny Cerrato is promoted to “Executive” Vice President of Football Operations. Rumors float that Snyder offered the job to Jim Mora. Meanwhile, Gregg is left twisting in the wind after several interviews and no offer.

4. Jim Fassel’s name emerges as the most likely candidate JIM FASSEL! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

If (when) the official announcement is made I’ll be back to try and explain things the best I can. Until then, try not to look any Washington fan directly in the eyes. We’re all feeling a little froggy this week.

I already feel a rant coming on.

Chris Mottram is already loading his gun.