Thanks, Suckers!
Suck it, fuck-oes! I lack class, ethics, hygiene, tact, diction and people who love me but one thing I don’t is a Coach of the Year Award. It feels so good in my bindle. All the other guys down at the train yard will be jealous of my big trophy. I wonder how it’ll burn in a big metal trash can?
Mumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumble.
Tags: belicheat, Bill Belichick, xmas ape
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hobo Joe Junkpan would be proud…if he hadn’t led a movement to outlaw pride while serving as the secretary of the treasury.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
That picture is as good as real.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
don’t forget fuckface mcgee is probably sleeping with your wife and while he may be homeless, he’ll still buy his ladies a home…
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Borrowing BDD’s interview questions that should be asked:
“Wow Tom, 16-0! That’s quite an accomplishment, especially since you didn’t get caught cheating all year!”
“Oh yeah. That was week one with the whole videotaping cheating…but still! I mean 15 games straight without cheating! And won them all!”
“Riiiight…I forgot about Harrison’s HGH…uh…that Randy Moss sure was great until they started calling him for when he pushes off, eh?”
“How about that running game!?”
“Well good luck finishing your season exactly like the 2005 Colts.”
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
“It feels so good in my bindle.”
Damn you. That’s my line.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Here, Belicheat, have a trophy
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
being a fuckface asshole is forgivable, but being an unfunny fuckface asshole makes you a proud member of Kissing Suzy Kolber!
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
ZING!
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
@ thorsdaddy
and belichick’s been funny when (dressing homeless doesn’t count)? damn you KSK you never told us that homeless bastard was on the payroll, did i need to pay for that part of the website?
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
psst… while you’re here trying to feel superior… the Coach is banging your wife.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
While you’re being a stay-at-home dad …tending to your kid…over using ellipses…your wife is earning all your money…and banging another guy.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
cat fight!!!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
All MILF’s and Massholes bow down before King Belichick.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Ape, why do your posts lead to this kind of garbage? Also, I don’t think Cletus sounds like he’s from New England.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I blame my winning personality and willingness to engage assholes in meaningless but pitched battles.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Meow
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I also blame Sean Mahan.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
i blame the internet, and the return of swing music
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
@thorsdaddy: I’ll give you credit for not just having another Generic Cockwhore Masshole Commenter handle like, inter alia, robert, christopher, tim, rusty, scott, david, or allie, which are just a few I remember seeing over the course of this season. Unless of course your first name is in fact “Thorsdaddy”, in which case I take it back. Having said that, why the fuck would you take pride in Belichick fucking other people’s wives? Then again, I suppose since your wife is fucking him right now in order to support your family and your crack habit, badmouthing the man might put the brakes on your gravy train.
@Ape: don’t ever let the dregs and Sean Mahans of the world get to you man. X-Mas Ape fuck the world!
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Seriously, dude, it’s possible to be a New England fan and not get Asshole all over everyone you talk to.
Do you live in Quincy?
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I know a Boston fan who’s not an asshole.
One.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Well… the grammar checks out in this one.
Query: Does the Masshole lame name thing apply if “Thorsdaddy’s” son is named Thor?
P.S. I know ONE stay at home dad. One. And he is about as fem as fem can get. Seriously, hands on the hips when he talks to his kids and everything.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:57 am
personally, I think belichick is hilarious. I watch his press conferences mostly for humor value. well, that, and to see what ridiculous outfit gisele bought her boyfriend this week.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Where does Bill rank in the Association of Springfield Semi-pro Boxers? His veteran savvy has to put him ahead of Soupcan Sam.
January 4th, 2008 at 4:24 am
@bfreakin3
I couldn’t believe that reference didn’t make the post. That’s all that I could think about. Well that and luscious breasts, of course.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
That’s it. I can only take so much of this shit. I’ve sat idly by for months on end watching my team get bashed relentlessly (and usually deservedly). But this time, this time, you’ve gone too far! How can you say Belichick lacks tact??? Erroneous!
January 4th, 2008 at 11:53 am
nice to see the bum STILL FRICKEN WINNIN YA BASTIDS!
January 6th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
@futuremrsrickankiel
Seriously, dude, it’s possible to be a New England fan and not get Asshole all over everyone you talk to.
What evidence do you have to support this?