Comments on: Soul for Sale: 2 BD, 1 BTH Nice Nabe

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:03:00 +0000

"Satan: Who dares encroach upon my kingdom of th--

Adam Vinatieri: Hey Satan.

Satan: Oh, hey Adam."

We'll relive that one for years on KSK Instant Classic. Home Run.

By: naptown drew

naptown drew — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:01:00 +0000

Nice.

By: Les Savy Ferd

Les Savy Ferd — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:35:00 +0000

Ron Paul is an OB-GYN running on a peace platform and you make HIM Satan?

for me, that makes it all the more funny.

By: Comicbook Guy

Comicbook Guy — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:04:00 +0000

Dear futuremrsrickankiel
Marry me

By: quiet strength

quiet strength — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:20:00 +0000

Oooh, being asked for punishment for the Patriots, Dante style? Certainly. And I’m relying entirely on Wikipedia for this.

I threw Harrison in the Phlegethon for being a cheap shot artist his entire career. The rest of the team can go in the Ninth Circle – like the Eighth, only with more creativity. Zone 3 sounds appropriate. Also worth mentioning is the Eighth Circle, Bolgia 2, where flatterers will be “steeped in human excrement.” Peter King has his fingers crossed for a Farve/Romo blend.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Well, I put the Patriots in Phlegethon for having committed violence against mankind by virtue of running up the score… where are you saying Harrison belongs? Styx? I think that’s actually a couple circles out from where I put the Pats…

fuck me. 4 years of college and all I got out of it was the ability to make pretentious football jokes and Simpsons references.

By: quiet strength

quiet strength — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:38:00 +0000

@futuremrs – No boat for Rodney Harrison. According to Dante, he’s a swimmer.

By: Lyman

Lyman — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:37:00 +0000

Some nutjob on a Colts forum I post at linked to a picture of a Ron Paul Army on World of Warcraft army with elves and dragons and shit talking about the “Ron Paul revolution.”

Satan, indeed.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:26:00 +0000

The Dallas “Fucking” Clark moniker has been around for a little while.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:20:00 +0000

I was anxious to see what you would come up with for my beloved Colts, and you did not disappoint. The Vinatieri bit is priceless. “Dallas Fucking Clark” – did you have him on your fantasy team or something? Why so angsty?