Comments on: Ruined Romo vs. Evil Eli. WHO YA GOT?

By: The Captain

The Captain — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:23:00 +0000

I got Romessica.

Here's why.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:21:00 +0000

Thank for for fucking off slash, really appreciate it. I hate that succubus Simpson and her pimp daddy. That dude might be able to give silky a run for his money, especially in New England.

Once TO heals up and helps Super Romo beat the Midgets then all will be right in the world. Then all Cowboys haters can gobble a whole napsack full of dicks.

By: smeos

smeos — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:51:00 +0000

I hope that these two teams bash the shit out of each other so that after Brett Favre shits himself at Lambeau my Seahawks can get a free pass to be dismantled by the Patriots juggernaut.

My only prayer is that Patrick Kerney can shatter Tom Brady’s knee like my grandma’s whiskey glass on Christmas Day.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:02:00 +0000

@leaking geek: between this and the Emo Eagles fan post, I'm wondering if Ape got the same vocabulary builder audio tape that Homer got instead of "Subliminally Slim."

Also, I'm with Maj - $20 on the clean-cut white boy, which, given the antics of Romo's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma, obviously means Eli Manning.

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:42:00 +0000

I see Romo and that retard he’s screwing – um, dating – so often on TV now they may as well be camped out in my fucking living room. I kinda want the Cowboys to lose just because of that. Oh, and to dash the dreams of Jerry Jones.

To save J4B the trouble of telling me, I’m already fucking off.

By: The Last Unitard

The Last Unitard — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:23:00 +0000

I find Eli’s smirks to be genuine. In fact, I don’t think he can make any other facial expression.

By: Awful Chief

Awful Chief — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:17:00 +0000

Confession
Eli: Football is a religion and I am a false prophet!
Romo: I’m an oil man!

By: cyberspaceman

cyberspaceman — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:01:00 +0000

Eli should have gone into insurance.
http://gdygs.blogspot.com/

By: larry b

larry b — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:59:00 +0000

Romo ate a big one in Seattle last year and everyone gave him a free pass. Unpunished failure leads to more failure. I got fifty on Elisha, just because he’s probably more afraid his teammates will beat the shit out of him if he loses.

By: mary smith

mary smith — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:49:00 +0000

i like to think romo’s finishing move is the picture of his past playoff flub.