As a father, I’m normally against the idea of slaughtering children. But I dare you to watch 20 seconds of this clip without resisting the urge to grab a machete and start playing “got your nose” for real. I bet these kids never even learn to read a fucking traffic light.
Not pictured: Peter King behind a music stand waving a conductor’s stick.
I want more like this!
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