Comments on: An Overflowing River of Douchejuice

By: Sonic Tooth

Sonic Tooth — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:01:00 +0000

death to Marmalard. tonight’s game inexplicably made me hate him more than I already did.

would love it if Cutler carried out the Felipe Rios hit…

By: OD

OD — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:29:00 +0000

Reading those lines, I keep picturing him as Rod Farva.

By: Jez

Jez — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:27:00 +0000

Rivers sorta looks like Ryan Leaf, doesn’t he? Also, you guys aren’t going to dig any deeper with his sideline jibber-jabber against Cutler? How old is this guy?

Funniest part of the post was in the party picture. Dude at the head of the table is wearing an “IOWA” shirt. I don’t know why I find hilarity in people who make poor choices. Maybe I’m as immature as Rivers.

By: TheNaturalMevs

TheNaturalMevs — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:53:00 +0000

Thanks roger r.

By: PartMule

PartMule — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:15:00 +0000

Art Garfunkel. Need I say more.

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:02:00 +0000

Double J and The Riv need to have a conversation together.

By: larry b

larry b — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:03:00 +0000

Hopefully Jay Cutler was hiding outside the party in the bushes, waiting to jump out and stab Rivers.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:16:00 +0000

Egads man, this is two weeks in a row with no cheerleader post. At least last week Ufford’s entire prelude was dedicated to them (and putting them on the moon or something, I’m not sure what), so it wasn’t that big of a deal, but no such luck this week. As rememberance (and hopefully the conclusion) of this crisis of spank material on KSK, next week we should have an honorary “Who Ya Got” between the slutty Little Debbie burning one (which was last week’s surrogate cheerleader post) and the underage-but-ever-so-supple ballerinas who comprise this week’s replacement.

By: Big Tex

Big Tex — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:12:00 +0000

I’m not sure who would be the worst san diego qb to have as a houseguest. dan fouts would would eat all your cheese, ryan leaf would would scream at your cat for asking him too many questions and stan humphries would concuss himself on the salad fork.

By: Real Men Eat Haggis

Real Men Eat Haggis — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:05:00 +0000

Artie Lange – pole smoker