Comments on: Nothing Douche Can Stay

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:41:00 +0000

Christmas Ape….rhymes with Charger Rape.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:44:00 +0000

YOU ARE THE BRINGER OF PILLOWS AND DRINKS …

That’s fucking awesome. I’m going to start saying that at random (to hide the fact that I have no wit).

By: Schlom

Schlom — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:49:00 +0000

Talk all the sh*t about Rivers as you want, but he played pretty well on two shredded knees and probably outplayed system QB, I’m afraid to throw the ball downfield Tom Brady.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:26:00 +0000

In Harrison’s defense, between the roid-swollen ears and HGH-addled brain, he probably heard that last bit as “LET’S CELEBRATE! LET’S CELEBRATE!”

By: Chris "Saundo" Saunderson

Chris "Saundo" Saunderson — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:32:00 +0000

Tomlinson: coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold

Awesome.

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:18:00 +0000

[ass cheeks fly open]

By: rustytrombone

rustytrombone — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:02:00 +0000

I thought Rivers did a damn good job… I am not a fan of the lip but that performance was pretty impressive. As far as the sex stuff he has like 14 kids so I don’t think you claim he is sexually frustrated. I think it would be funnier to here his actual “clean” smack talking. How do you talk shit without cursing?

By: Suss

Suss — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:51:00 +0000

That is the frowniest of frowny faces.

By: Rally Monkey Spanker

Rally Monkey Spanker — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:33:00 +0000

“[Luggage flies open]“

Is Marmatard’s luggage considered
“douche bags”?

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:15:00 +0000

Nice job, Ape — even worked in a nice “Blood Meridian” reference at the end. Now what will Norval have to say about it?